this one is funny
 

Ummmmm.... I'm not gonna ask what you were searching for when you came across that ad....:lalala:

it was in automotive services i think.
(unless i posted it in the wrong place lol!)

This guy wants $100/inch.... Safe for work

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/pts/1705565418.html

1967 Pontiac GTO v6 Headers (E.orlando)

1967 Pontiac GTO Headers for the V6 model
Great condition no leaks




Humm lets see a set of 3 tubes
must be for that rare V-6 GTO

LOL
 

Now that's funny.

Well this is the best yet.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/1730853676.html

Hope it includes a spoon.

but bmw made the paint!!! i'll take 2...

ROFL!! heres the pics/info for the clicking impaired..I can see a couple of stoners taking care of their munchies come up with the brilliant idea to do a car "just like the box". kewl

*****Custom Monte Carlo on 24s***** - $6800 (kankakee)

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Date: 2010-05-08, 12:10PM CDT
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1987 Chevy Monte Carlo LS.
Bmw red paint with custom airbrushing. Custom interior with leather headliner. Paint and interior all done last winter. 24 inch limited choppers. 350 with some edlebrock components. Headers and duals. Car still smells new. hardly ever driven. Asking 6900 obo. Will trade for 88-90 caprice LS and cash. ALL REASONABLE CASH OFFERS WILL BE CONSIDERED BUT DON'T CALL IF YOU DON'T HAVE CASH IN HAND! NO WINDOW SHOPPERS! No e-mails 815-401-3156

I hate these jerks that put every popular model in their key words to suck in everyone.
Then he has the audacity to say he doesn't want people to waist his time.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/cto/1734516543.html

[[[NO TIRE KICKERS ]]]24s sold 78 Malibu $8500 OBO VEREY powerful drag motor 400 turbo trans built to hold 800hp 373 richmond gear on a auburn posi unit in a 8.5 national rear end nice paint leather buckets body flawless auto meter gages b&m proratchet shifter lower adjustable trailing arms elec fans elec feul pump one of the best ignitions made MSD everything flow master exhast to much to list no tire kickers will not pop hood unles money in hand due to if i dont sell i will race it agin next year cant have everybody in my coolaid.also will spin 24s like factory tires 8500 without 24s
CHEVY CAPRICE MONTE CARLO MALIBU CAMERO CUTLASS OLDS REGAL CHEVELLE NOVA DELTA DONKS DRAG 442 400 SMALL BLOCK ... BIG BLOCK CENTURY LESABRE GS 400 BUICK

Thanks for polluting my search, jackass.

For once in my life I fear for an 88-90 Chevy Caprice, somewhere...

http://bham.craigslist.org/cto/1731138055.html

I nearly fell out when I realized that I'd been misspelling "quarter" all these years.

Koala Bear - $1 (Surrey)
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Date: 2009-10-09, 2:34PM PDT
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Koala Bear


I have a three year old Koala Bear named GumNut, that I'm desperately trying to find a new home for. I bought him back in January figuring it would be an awesome pet that would enjoy living in my greenhouse, sadly I was wrong. I paid $3200 for him back in January and I'am not sure what the used Koala Bear market is like in a good economy or the one we have now; so I am open to offers. Please use some common sense before contacting me, don't be an idiot, I'am not interested in trading my Koala Bear for your busted up 1980's Camaro, pictures of your naked wife, or an offer to paint my garage door.

GumNut's Stats:

The Good

*He is somewhat housebroken, uses a cat box most of the time.
*For the most part he is very quite; this also falls into the bad category which we will touch on in a moment.
*He eats spiders, (not kidding) we haven't had a spider in our house since we got him.
*Hates watching Desperate Housewives, used to be my wifes favorite show until GumNut bit her for changing the channel from Jeopardy, to Desperate Housewives.
*Gets along well with one of my two dogs.
*Loves to go for car rides.



Now for the Bad:

*He eats a lot of eucalyptus, which is not as cheap as I expected.
*Apparently eucalyptus is like a drug for Koala Bears, when GumNut is coming down from his high he becomes very violent and aggressive.
*He raped and killed my wife's cat "Miss. Kitty'" (Honestly, I wanted to put this in the good section because I've been trying to find a way to get that worthless cat out of our house for two years, thanks GumNut.)
*He does not like Asian's, I have no idea where this Koala was raised but someone of Asian Decent must have really mistreated him.
*Loves Vin Diesel movies, not sure why, he just does.
*Has extremely sharp claws and teeth which he uses often.
*Loves shiny objects, steals and hides them frequently in my dog's ass.
*He is quite, and as a result has snuck in on my wife and I during intimate moments. I mind him watching; maybe it won't bother you as much.
* GumNut smells terrible and is not easy to wash. I had to hold a cloroform soaked rag over his mouth till he blacked out to get him in this tub for a bath.
*Once he is in the water he is fine, getting him into the water is a challenge, he will scratch you, he will bite you, and you will bleed.

• Location: Surrey
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Good God!
 

I got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. :D

I know man, I know, every time I need a good laugh, I just open up the document, I have it saved as a Microsoft Word document on my computer :heh:

without a vin and data plate
 

1970 GTO Judge Ram Air III - $700 (Denver colorado)

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Date: 2010-05-14, 10:41AM PDT
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1970 GTO Judge Ram Air III, auto trans on the console, a/c, cardinal red with deluxe red interior. THIS CAR IS A BARE RUSTY SHELL. I got it without a vin and data plate. COMES ON A FREE 1972 LEMANS SPORT ROLLING FRAME WITH VIN. Car is located in Denver Colorado.


Location: Denver colorado
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Hmmmmmmm, I wonder where the VIN, data plate & original frame went?:police:

For $700, he should at least include the vin and data plate from that '72 Lemans Sport.

Sorry to bump this old thread, but this one was too good not to post:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/pts/1877715073.html

Wow, this means my 79 Pinto wagon with the rare factory 427 side oiler option must have been worth a mint!

Go GumNut!

gumnut....sounds like an awesome pet..killing Miss Kitty just makes it better..lol

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/1851442448.html

78 BUICK FIREBIRD - $2500 (Abq)

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Date: 2010-07-19, 12:20PM MDT
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JUST NEEDS PAINT, MOTOR AND TRANNY STRONG

CALL (505) 907-9508


Location: Abq
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1851442448

Man, if he's willing to sell his entire rare 427 crossfire because of a flat tire, how much to tires cost in San Fran? Jeeez lol

LOL, that looks like an old vanilla taffy wrapper that has been kicked around under the boardwalk for a few seasons!:rolleyes::gag:

Nice.

Another enlightened craigslister.......

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/1887916212.html

70 gmc truck (sv )

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Date: 2010-08-08, 4:42PM MDT
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i have a 70 gmc camprspeashell clean body all the croom is ther will make a good project truck has the 10foot bed stepside neads a moter and trany all the intiriar is ther and complet will trade for a runing vw moter and trany nead to be in good shap the body can be crashed are recked i nead the rear hafe you can get ahold of me a a5053075165 and leave me a message and i will call back will post pics later to day my name is frankie if inteerested in bying the truck you can for 1000 it is a clasic there isnt very many of thes left it is a 1 ton


Location: sv
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

It would be easier to read that one if it were in Spanish :eek:

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/pts/1888659974.html


BF Goodwrench Tires - $200 (ABQ)

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Date: 2010-08-09, 7:55AM MDT
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They are 32x11.50 R15 LT Radio mudd terrain TAS, knobies. They need to go asap ill take 200 obo please call 5059085533


Location: ABQ
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1888659974

At least he is honest! http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/cto/1893923272.html

One from my neck of the woods:
http://catskills.craigslist.org/cto/1881482408.html

Hysterical!

I seriously won't call.
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1893938078.html

I emailed about an ad yesterday for 22" rims with tires.
Ad said roommate moved out and left them.I had asked in email for the size of tires and a phone #.
I get a response back that the rims are 22s(it already stated that in the title of ad),
so I called and asked what size the tires are."well Im not real sure,but pretty sure they are 22 inch tires,
Ill have to check and call you back in a half hour."
Now,the tires and wheels are shown mounted...how would they be any size but 22?
I explained that I wanted to know the aspect ratio and width.I never heard back.

:) super low 38k miles with tons of service records...perfect for people who love simple reliable trouble free cars..super rare plymouth made in Japan...great for car collectors...





los angeles craigslist > san gabriel valley > for sale / wanted > cars & trucks - by owner
please flag with care:

plymouth colt built in japan low 38 k original documented miles - $4500 (sgv)
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Date: 2010-08-16, 10:23PM PDT
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this a very rare find, great for car collectors or for people who loves simple reliable trouble free cars.
car is very very clean, car has super low 38 k original miles. Have tons of service record from day one
till now to prove that this are the actual miles on the car. Plus just by looking at the car you will see that
is has been hardly driven, its a california car with clean title. light blue in color. four new tires and sound system.
Interior is super clean for its age and the exterior is very clean as well paint is original with its original shine
trade with a toyota or nissan rv is okay with me.



Location: sgv
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Another genius. http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/pts/1913307052.html

So rare nobody has ever heard of 'em. I'd bet they're 7m5 castings.

First time I've ever seen anyone list a phone number in that format-
" eight one two three o six thirty seven thirty. "

I believe
 

It's to keep the "bots" from getting your phone number and selling it to telemarketers.

Hmmm...I never knew about that.

I prefer the Do Not Call Registry. Works just fine.

Just saw this and had to show it,

http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/pts/1936996620.html

Drag car ****** 400 ci pontiac - $2200 (Ft.Myers)

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Date: 2010-09-04, 6:47PM EDT
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400 ci pontiac engine, 439 HP.

M/T 12wide slicks in the rear
NA horsepower. Never sprayed.
2 speed power glide transmission.
Runs 12.88 quarter mile time. Time sheets from Immokalee, Sarasota.
Fun car for weekends at the drag strip.


****CALL FOR MORE PICS *********** 239-877-5172



•Location: Ft.Myers
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

only 12.88? that should be in the 10's!

check this thang out !!
 

http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/1922899580.html


LEMONHEAD CAR MUST SEE - $10000 (NEW ORLEANS)
Date: 2010-08-27, 5:06PM CDT
Reply to: sale-wtucy-1922899580@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

26''IN RIMS... 6''IN BODY LIFT.. CUSTOM EVERYTHIN 6TVS.. BOSS STATS.. MUST SEE PICS... IF YOUR SERIOUS ASK 4 ROCKY 504 416-2040 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting**************504 416-2040 504 416-2040

* Location: NEW ORLEANS
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

What the heck was that, a Grand Prix?:gag:

it used to be. now it's crap!

That guy really really really likes lemonheads

Who sells a car without even saying what it is? (Or was in this case)..

very fixable. Has to be, the ad says so
 

Very sad

http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/1952387135.html

I suppose it'd be worth doing all that work, if you were going to convert it into a Camaro.:rolleyes:

"Ruff" says the little dog.