Epic Craigslist Ad of the Day
 

Hoping the Mods will sticky this. Seeing how there is a plethora of funny craigslist ads, lets post the funny, rediculous and idiotic. Keep them clean though.

Wonder what it would fetch at Barrett/Jackson?

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/1607099289.html

"RARE 1989 Pontiac Lemans,blue,2 dr/hatchback/4cyl/4speed,original owner.All original except for new shift knob.Runs good,still gets over 30mpg.273,000 miles,on 2nd clutch.Tires in very good condition.low miles.Paint on hood and roof has faded although sides are good.Seats are original except drivers seat reupholstered close to original fabric.They didnt make many of these as they were throw away autos and have never seen one for sale on ebay in over 6 years."

Only 9 g's? what a deal!

".They didnt make many of these as they were throw away autos and have never seen one for sale on ebay in over 6 years."

WHOA, let me get the check book!

Shawn

Well, you have to try and put a positive spin on the p.o.s. some way, don't you? lol

My parents bought one of those brand new. It was the "performance" GSE model. I don't even think it was $9950 new. It was such a POS it had to be bought back by GM under the lemon law ....

hey that thing is right around the corner of me if anyone is truly interested in it. :pound:

And GM is wondering why they are having problems today.Who at GM thought it was a good idea to import some Ko-rean crap to sell here.I remember seeing one those things for the 1st time and seeing the Lemans name on that POS.:gag:

i met a beautiful girl at a club in the 90's, she said she had a lemans. wow. i said me too.
walked her out to her car for a kiss goodnite.
i'm sayin wheres the lemans?
she says here. my jaw dropped.
i blurted out "this is what they did to the lemans?" "i hope they dont make a GTO outta this"
i saw her again and showed her a real lemans.
now she's the mother of one of my kids; we arent together now but we laugh about this sometimes...
btw: it ran good but eventually bursted into flames.

Such a deal!

Where is Monte Hall with door number 2?

craig list add for the day
 

[what am I supposed to holla. suuuuueeeeyyyyyy lol

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/1570064258.html

One too many zero's

Lol!

Didn't know these were so rare...

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/pts/1611455756.html

Now I know the secret for selling on Craigslist. It probably will work on that popular auction site too. Just add the word "rare" to the description and ask for big bucks.

And misspell the wording and use ebonics.

They were so rare they were on every Bonneville, Catalina, and just about every other Pontiac fullsize car lol

Now it's on ebay, wonder if reality has set in yet for the seller?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1989-...item1e5a9f43cf

Only thing RA about them his where he's try'n to stick'm.

Just ended. $610 and doesn't meet the reserve.

Let's put this into some kind of perspective. In Sept. 2006, I paid $950 for a 1990 Grand Am with 73,000 miles and working a/c, not 273,000 miles like that POS. I still have the car. The difference is I thought and still think the car is also a disposable car that was probably worth like $800-$850, but I needed another car and there it was.

[QUOTE=71 T/A;3922853]Just ended. $610 and doesn't meet the reserve.
[QUOTE]

So, a little shy of his original asking price of $9950. Yet, $610 is still 4x what it's worth...

[QUOTE=GTOnly70;3922868][QUOTE=71 T/A;3922853]Just ended. $610 and doesn't meet the reserve.
People see a Judge convertible get $300K, so heck an 89 Lemans (hey, it's only 20 years newer than a 69!) must be worth $10K! So, I'll give people a bargain and price it a little less.

I noticed in the craigslist ad he dropped it to a bargain of only $6000. Shoot, with a Maaco $200 paint job it'll be a $40,000 show car.

Im about to piss my pants reading this thread.

No, to be at the $40K level, he would have to cobble up and install a Judge-like spoiler. Now, if he added a cool side stripe, he could call Barrett-Jackson.

Geez, this guy must be related to the LeMans guy. I didn't know blue POS '89 Pontiacs were all the rage now.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/wat/cto/1626492598.html

That's an 87 T/A junker for $9500. He takes off the 9 and it's priced right.

:pound::pound:

Psychiatric wards could recruit new patients from craiglist car ads.

I'm always on there looking for parts and cars and treasures. At the bare minimum they are always good for a laugh. I can't believe what people think things are worth, and the horrible spelling and grammar is awesome..

Here is a good one,

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/1629119247.html
GREAT Chevy Caprice
89 Chevy Caprice
22 Inch Rims .
Great Car Audio Cd Player...(Factory)
Cloth Seats.
350 Motor And 700r4 Trans.
Police Chip.
Power Attraction.
373 Gear Rear End.
1 Belt Motor.
Fuel Injection.
Was A Former Police Car
Kinda Needs Paint.
Blue Interior.
White Exterior.
6500 O.B.O

Why do day hafta spell all gangsta wif dere ads?

Wit rims?





where can I find these



Power Attraction?





I also notice the front seats are leaned back



strait gangsta yo :cool:

Sooooooooooooo

is the engine out or is that firewoood holdin up the front?





:third:

A little off topic
 

But since this is about Epic Craigslist ads....

You gotta love this one...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_468664.html

'sup y'all
 

Sounds like a great guy to be around. For about 3 minutes. After that I wouldn't want him all up in my bizniss. He manged to get every low rent colloquialism known to man in just a few sentences.

and from Houston too! :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This thread will be awesome. I'm on a boat board and we have one there, it's hilarious!

This one is cheap and all, but if it "ran beautifully" when he parked it, why did he park it at all? :confused:


http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/1620142712.html

Pontiac LeMans - $200 (Manakin, Goochland)
Date: 2010-02-27, 8:42AM EST
Reply to: sale-vrupk-1620142712@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

One of the old vintage "power cars". Ran beautifully last time I drove it, but that was back in 1995. It has been sitting since then, so it is not in drivable condition. Good for a restoration, or to use for difficult to find parts. Cars from this vintage that are still in fairly good condition are hard to find, so whether it's fixed up to run or to use for parts, it could be valuable to someone with an interest in this type car. Call Mike at or reply by email.

* Location: Manakin, Goochland

INDIAN HATCHET - $250
 

wow
FOUND ON THE BLUFF`S OF THE JAMES RIVIR A FEW YEARS AGO ON THE EDGE IN THE DIRT BY LUCK . DONT KNOW WHAT TRIBE IT IS FROM .


http://images.craigslist.org/3m13o83...5a8b6c1d28.jpg

Wow, I guess my yard is full of indian hatchets lol...

Those Indians must have been built like Arnold if they could put a rock that big on the end of a stick and swing it.

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/1638669860.html

66 Firebird:rolleyes:

"RESTORATION 8O% FINISHED. BODY WORK ALMOST FINISHED, HAS 35OENGINE,SS, RUNS GOOD.GOOD JOB TO FINISH $4500 NOW.IF U BUY 1 WEEK LATER THE CAR WILL B FINISHED THEN THE PRICE WILL GO UP TO $3O,OOO.JUST $4,5OO."

80% restored? It's a mess. SS? Yeah, the 350 is a small block too. In one week, he's going to restore that basket case? Sheesh! Amazing ad.

Yeah, that's a beaut. '66 Firebird SS. Be sure to buy now before the $25,500 price increase after he completes the resto in one week... :rolleyes:

Yep, after someone invests $30,000 into that, it will be worth $30,000 when done.
But since the seller doesn't have the skills to restore it, he'll just 'give it away' for $4500 now.:rolleyes:

http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/1629741703.html
http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/1629760427.html

I fittin to roll out on this one yo. Fho sho.

I don't know what I would do without craigslist.

A speedomnator? What's a speedomnator yo?

You know when someone uses the term "ONLYTHANG" to describe a car, you know that you're dealing with a respected member of the community, one who has a fine appreciation of the English language and a person with whom you'll enjoy a professional business transaction.

LOL!

Thank God it was a 4-door, not an '81 Lemans coupe. ONLYTHANG I would want off that is the dog house.
Needs to look into why that speedomnator doesn't work.