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Wine
To paraphrase W.C. Fields, "I don't drink water, because fish screw in it."
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop... However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service! |
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Appreciate it! I drank enough wine Saturday night to still be feeling the effects Sunday afternoon!
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I drink (red) wine everyday , except on those occasions the type of dinner food "requires" beer....
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As Monk would say. It's foot wine. I can taste the feet.
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Having been to the Malibu Run distillery in Barbados, I wouldn't drink it anymore if I was worried about a little bacteria before it was distilled.
Seeing the seagulls flying overhead of the big open tops of the fermenting mash could only lead my mind to one thought.... |
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This is very amusing and.........These are some very interesting facts.
Excellent rationale for cracking a cold one right now, or opening a bottle or cask of wine, or having some bourbon, scotch, or some other spirit
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That was a great show. Sorry to see it end.
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FireBjorn http://FirstGenFirebird.org/show/closeup.mv?CarID=221 breathe and enjoy it , life is temporary 69 Firebird convertible 71 Triumph TR6 |
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""""""As Monk would say. It's foot wine. I can taste the feet.""""""
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And yes, minutes after completing the tour of the distillery, I was out on Malibu's private beach drinking free samples of their rum... |
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Wine is one of the main reasons we moved to Sonoma!
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I would have thought that being near the speedway would have been a major factor...
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Beer is a food group.
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Never liked wine. A taste I've never acquired.
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frittering and wasting the hours in an off hand way.... 1969 GTO, 455ci, 230/236 Pontiac Dude's "Butcher Special" Comp hyd roller cam with Crower HIPPO solid roller lifters, Q-jet, Edelbrock P4B-QJ, Doug's headers, ported 6X-8 (97cc) heads, TKO600, 3.73 geared Eaton Tru-Trac 8.5", hydroboost, rear disc brakes......and my greatest mechanical feat....a new heater core. |
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