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AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason..my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?! I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]. After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car. Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.). ;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day! Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi, Alex
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Sounds like pure fiction to me.
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I'm sure it is, but hey......let's hear it for our side of this type of confrontation.
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1970 Burgundy GTO hardtop. CVMS built 455 4sp. ![]() May the Torque be with you! John. |
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when ya got a gun you automatically go the front line as the baddest mo fo around
of course i cant figure out how its determined whooze the meanest of all the front liners ![]() ![]() |
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This one's great...
http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/2268242405.html ----------------------------------------------------- "true 69 GTO not Lemans. Have data plate to prove. 4 Speed. Body/Motor/interior in great shape. Runs great but needs carb work. 12000 obo" ----------------------------------------------------- pics below show the data plate - IN HIS HAND. I'm gullible, but even I rolled my eyes when I saw that. ![]()
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So does that mean that the car in the picture doesn't have a cowl tag now. Does the tag go with the car or is there another charge for that.
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#329
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So, Is the documentation moody or does it get really angry for no reason?
http://greensboro.craigslist.org/cto/2344764698.html 1978 Pontiac Trans Am - SHOW QUALITY RESTORATION, PMS Documented, 53,000 Original Miles, New Paint and Decals, New Interior, cleaned and painted under hood. New Booster and Master Cylinder, New Plug Wires and Plugs, cap Rotor and Module. New Hoses and Belts Photos do not do justice. |
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It took me a second to catch that!
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#331
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Joe, it's obviously a document of the period. Hopefully it's not a padded document.
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If it had wings, it could fly.
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LOL
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And for "only" 15K, you can buy a nice 4 door 307 powered Nova...
http://cosprings.craigslist.org/cto/2310311438.html p.s. It's a masterpiece...
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1978 T/A 463 Pontiac, KRE 74cc 292CFM D-ports, Lunati VooDoo, V-max lifters, TKII, ATM 850 E85 carb, TCI TH-350 race tranny, 3600 converter 3.73 12 bolt 11.63@116.68mph 1981 T/A 4-speed 406 Pontiac, Merrick ported 6X heads, Comp 270S cam, Crosswind intake 750 Street Demon, 3.42 30 spline Eaton posi street car. 1980 Formula 350 Pontiac back burner project 1972 LeMans 350 Pontiac |
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I wonder what factory put the add-on A/C in it. |
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He has to be smoking something more than cigaretts to ask 15K for that.
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2382328595.html
Second picture you can see 4 doors, 389 two barrel SD? serious inquiry's only?????????? Here's my email back.......... It's not a superuty, it's a 4 door 389 two barrel that needs a total restoration 15k, worth maybe 1500.00. Either you don't know Pontiac's or that's some mighty strong cool aid your sipping! Oh by the way no Superduty's left the factory in 1961, all were dealer installed. |
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