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Old 04-22-2011, 12:12 AM
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I seriously want to email this guy and ask if he mistakenly hit the 0 one too many times.


http://asheville.craigslist.org/cto/2326105001.html
He's been watching barret jerkoff.

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Old 04-27-2011, 06:29 PM
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AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason..my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi,

Alex

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Old 04-27-2011, 09:45 PM
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Sounds like pure fiction to me.

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Old 04-27-2011, 10:23 PM
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I'm sure it is, but hey......let's hear it for our side of this type of confrontation.

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Old 04-27-2011, 10:31 PM
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when ya got a gun you automatically go the front line as the baddest mo fo around
of course i cant figure out how its determined whooze the meanest of all the front liners

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Old 04-28-2011, 03:47 PM
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This one's great...

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/2268242405.html

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"true 69 GTO not Lemans. Have data plate to prove. 4 Speed. Body/Motor/interior in great shape. Runs great but needs carb work. 12000 obo"
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pics below show the data plate - IN HIS HAND.

I'm gullible, but even I rolled my eyes when I saw that.
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:55 PM
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This one's great...

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/2268242405.html

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"true 69 GTO not Lemans. Have data plate to prove. 4 Speed. Body/Motor/interior in great shape. Runs great but needs carb work. 12000 obo"
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pics below show the data plate - IN HIS HAND.

I'm gullible, but even I rolled my eyes when I saw that.
Are you saying that next week he'll be selling a T1000 and show the GTO tag in his hand and say" it's a true GTO and have data plate to prove it"? LOL.

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Old 04-28-2011, 07:04 PM
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So does that mean that the car in the picture doesn't have a cowl tag now. Does the tag go with the car or is there another charge for that.

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Old 05-03-2011, 10:43 AM
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So, Is the documentation moody or does it get really angry for no reason?

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/cto/2344764698.html

1978 Pontiac Trans Am - SHOW QUALITY RESTORATION, PMS Documented, 53,000 Original Miles, New Paint and Decals, New Interior, cleaned and painted under hood.
New Booster and Master Cylinder, New Plug Wires and Plugs, cap Rotor and Module. New Hoses and Belts
Photos do not do justice.

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Old 05-03-2011, 10:57 AM
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It took me a second to catch that!

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Old 05-03-2011, 11:34 AM
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Joe, it's obviously a document of the period. Hopefully it's not a padded document.

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Old 05-03-2011, 11:51 AM
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If it had wings, it could fly.

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Old 05-04-2011, 08:23 AM
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LOL

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Old 05-09-2011, 10:12 PM
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And for "only" 15K, you can buy a nice 4 door 307 powered Nova...

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/cto/2310311438.html

p.s. It's a masterpiece...

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Old 05-09-2011, 10:16 PM
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And for "only" 15K, you can buy a nice 4 door 307 powered Nova...

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/cto/2310311438.html

p.s. It's a masterpiece...
I didn't realize "as perfect as you can get" means a half smoked pack of cigs in the ash tray?

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Old 05-09-2011, 10:53 PM
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I didn't realize "as perfect as you can get" means a half smoked pack of cigs in the ash tray?
ha ha ha.
I wonder what factory put the add-on A/C in it.

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Old 05-10-2011, 07:11 PM
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I didn't realize "as perfect as you can get" means a half smoked pack of cigs in the ash tray?
He has to be smoking something more than cigaretts to ask 15K for that.

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Old 05-11-2011, 05:00 PM
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http://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/2372239646.html

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Old 05-11-2011, 06:39 PM
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I have a pink camoflage bronco for sale asking price is 2000 it has a 351 in it and need some work it has 33x12.5R15s on it all spare parts and extras go with it including a spare transmission. It also has a brand new cd player with the ipod hookup in it has lame speakers i just never had the time to put decent ones in it
Must be some PETA member's truck. Ted Nugent wouldn't let his wife drive that.

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Old 05-15-2011, 06:58 PM
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2382328595.html

Second picture you can see 4 doors, 389 two barrel SD? serious inquiry's only??????????

Here's my email back..........

It's not a superuty, it's a 4 door 389 two barrel that needs a total restoration 15k, worth maybe 1500.00.

Either you don't know Pontiac's or that's some mighty strong cool aid your sipping!

Oh by the way no Superduty's left the factory in 1961, all were dealer installed.

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