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The difference between ..........................
There is a medical distinction between Guts and B*lls.
We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts or with B*lls. Do they, however, know the difference between them? Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" B*LLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the B*lls to say: "You're next, Chubby" I trust this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome; both are fatal. Sent to me today Tom V
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Good one
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Feeling your oats eh
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Love it
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Man comes home late one night carrying a hog while wife still watching tv.
Says this is the pig I've been telling you about. She responds you've never mentioned a pig before... He says back, i wasn't talking to you.
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What's the difference between your wife and your dogs?
The later you come home, the happier your dogs are to see you. Eric
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Clay PS not sure about: lads, perfume, lipstick |
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