[mechanickeith]

Bob, I'll be there. I will try & get some video.

[Jack Gifford]

Keith- PLEASE keep Frank away from the fueler...

[Tom Vaught]

[QUOTE=Robert C.;3827489]Ha ha ha. Retard! See if I ever save your life again, Tom V. said (let him turn a little more blue in the face before you pound him on the back).

The part (during that visit) that I remember was when Ken "grossed out the lady sitting one table over" when the food came out of his nose (like a ATI Supercharger By-pass Valve opening up). I thought you were going to have to do the "Hemlock" deal on him. Yep, you saved his life for sure, and look at how he treats you. Lucky I was not sitting next to him, I would have put him out of his misery with my knife.

Tom Vaught

[Scott M]

[QUOTE=Tom Vaught;3827737]

Originally Posted by Robert C.

Lucky I was not sitting next to him, I would have put him out of his misery with my knife.

You would have cut off his mullet?

[Tom Vaught]

I would have performed an emergency tracheotomy on him and that deal would have been no fun for anyone. Not that difficult of a procedure to learn really.

Quote:

"This procedure, technically called a cricothyroidotomy, should be undertaken only when a person with a throat obstruction is not able to breathe at all-no gasping sounds, no coughing-and only after you have attempted to perform the Heimlich maneuver three times without dislodging the obstruction. If possible, someone should call for paramedics while you proceed.

What you will need

* A first aid kit, if available
* A razor blade or very sharp knife ( I had that deal)
* A straw (two would be better) or a ballpoint pen with the inside (ink-filled tube) removed. (We were at a restaurant, lots of straws available)
If neither a straw nor a pen is available, use stiff paper or cardboard rolled into a tube. Good first aid kits may contain "trache" tubes.

There will not be time for sterilization of your tools, so do not bother; infection is the least of your worries at this point."

http://www.tracheostomy.com/resource.../emergency.htm

Tom Vaught

ps One of my best friends was a Special Forces Medic and taught me how to do the procedure properly.

[Robert C.]

Tom,

Remember, I took his wallet out of his pocket, shocking him. That cause him to dislodge the hunk of meat. This saved his life, tight wad. I thought that he was already dead.

[Tom Vaught]

Yep, Bob, I forgot about the wallet deal. He probably thought you were taking back his discount on the price of the block we delivered to him that morning before the lunch.

Tom Vaught

[JLHarper]

Originally Posted by Tom Vaught

ps One of my best friends was a Special Forces Medic and taught me how to do the procedure properly.

I remember that on MASH TV show, back in the day when it was popular.

I think he used a ball point pen barrell though.

Hollywood likes to show this procedure in movies, which can be dangerous I remember from EMT training class years ago as one or more vocal cord nerves can be cut.

The movie "Switchback" with Danny Glover had one I remember seeing.

Stephen Hawkins (physics genius) had one that went bad, iirc.
I dont recall if his was an emergency trach or hospital procedure(?)

Jeff

[PONTIAC DUDE]

Originally Posted by Robert C.

Tom,

Remember, I took his wallet out of his pocket, shocking him. That cause him to dislodge the hunk of meat. This saved his life, tight wad. I thought that he was already dead.

bwahahahahahahahahaha

You soooooooooooooooo funny.

[Tom Vaught]

Originally Posted by JLHarper

Hollywood likes to show this procedure in movies, which can be dangerous I remember from EMT training class years ago as one or more vocal cord nerves can be cut.
Jeff

That would not have kept Ken from Posting on PY or building Pontiac Engines but it might have made Karen happy.

Actually I was very glad that the food piece came out and Ken was ok.

Tom Vaught

[FBNRacing]

Ken, chew your f**cking food.

Rex

[Scott M]

Originally Posted by JLHarper

Stephen Hawkins (physics genius) had one that went bad, iirc.
I dont recall if his was an emergency trach or hospital procedure(?)

Jeff

I like his wheelchair gal:

[Scott M]

Originally Posted by Robert C.

Tom,

Remember, I took his wallet out of his pocket, shocking him. That cause him to dislodge the hunk of meat. This saved his life, tight wad. I thought that he was already dead.

HA-HA!

[David Holmberg]

Originally Posted by Robert C.

Tom,

Remember, I took his wallet out of his pocket, shocking him.

Ken's tighter with money than Alan Harper (Two and a half men).


Alan Harper: [to Charlie] Listen. How much is a hooker?

Alan Harper: [about hookers] What can I get in the two hundred dollar range?
Charlie Harper: Crabs... And car-jacked.

Charlie Harper: [about a hooker Charlie arranged for Alan] She's willing to throw you one for $500.
Alan Harper: Whoa! Ah, okay, uhm... Can I put it on a credit card?
Charlie Harper: A credit card. Where are you planning to swipe it, Alan?
Alan Harper: Alright, alright. I was just hoping to get the miles.

Charlie Harper: Her name's Alexis.
Alan Harper: Alexis. That's a pretty name.
Charlie Harper: They all have pretty names, Alan. You'll never find a hooker named Maude.

Alexis: Shall we, uhm, take care of business before we get started?
Alan Harper: [giddy] Oh, oh, absolutely. Uh... uh, no... "no money - no honey"... no, "no lootie - no bootie"... "no cash advance, I'm not in your pants"! That was four hundred, right?
Alexis: Five.
Alan Harper: [embarrassed] Oh, of course, five. Why did I think it was four?

[Scott M]

Originally Posted by David Holmberg

Ken's tighter with money than Alan Harper (Two and a half men).

Your examples make him sound JUST like the guy who built THIS:

[PONTIAC DUDE]

Ken to Karen at McDonalds.

"Now Karen, just pic somebin only from the .99 column"


"No soda at Micky D's, you only get 4oz's with all that freakin ICE they put in there. We will stop and get one of those 2 of $2.00 soda deals at 7-11."


"Also get lodes of those extra ketchup and salt packs. And Don't worry, I'll squeeze ithem in the bottle at home"

[Region Warrior]

LOL.
I order off the $ menu at one of the fast foods, then stop by the family express for thier 44oz Big Kahuna "refill" for .74
With a new cup it's 1.17.
The plastic cup last 3 weeks
Unfortunitely for the last 4yrs its not cause i'm cheap.