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09-03-2019, 05:42 PM
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Ya Have to be Able to Laugh at Yourself - Even if Everyone Else Already Does
This getting old crap has it's ups and downs. Had the prostrate removed about 3 months ago and now getting back to normal and I almost forgot how to laugh at myself.
Awhile back I went to clean my glasses with one of those wrapped tissues. Grabbed one off the kitchen counter and opened it up and started cleaning the glasses and thought "this is a little big for a pair of glasses" and after I thought I had them cleaned, they were oily. Yup, checked the package and it was a rectal wipe. Don't tell me I'm the only one who's done it, right?
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09-03-2019, 05:56 PM
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BINGO !
Your the first, Congratulations Bob.
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09-03-2019, 06:57 PM
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I do NOT want to know what is now clean & sparkly!!
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09-03-2019, 07:03 PM
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Just a thought but shouldn't ya keep the rectal wipes in the bathroom not the kitchen?
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09-03-2019, 07:47 PM
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Congrats Bob. I guess that Charmin commercial with the little bear waggin his butt got to you. No clean hiney eh? Just clean glasses.
 
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09-03-2019, 08:28 PM
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09-04-2019, 08:51 AM
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09-04-2019, 09:37 AM
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09-04-2019, 10:36 AM
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At least you didn't do it the other way around. Cleaning your b*tt with an eyeglass wipe could get messy.
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09-04-2019, 11:48 AM
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could always play that one off as ...
the glasses were getting pretty shetty anyway rock on big Bob |
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09-04-2019, 01:52 PM
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That reminds me of the doctor who reached behind his ear for his pen, and grabbed his rectal thermometer, and said.............."some a$#h*le has my pen"
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09-04-2019, 02:22 PM
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09-11-2019, 11:30 AM
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Well, since you didnt have your glasses on, maybe you were in the bathroom ? Good thing is , you can reuse the wipe for intended purposes.
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09-11-2019, 09:13 PM
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I never tried to clean my glasses with rectal wipes.
I do have an old fart story that involves glasses. I'm 62 now, and never wore glasses until I was in my late 40s and found I needed reading glasses. As I got older, I found I needed glasses more and more, but I refused to buy bifocals. Anyway, I went to Home Depot to buy some 2x4 studs for something I was working on. I wanted straight pieces, but as I sighted down the stud every one I picked up seemed to be warped. After going through maybe a dozen or more, I happened to pick one up and re-check it because it looked straight when it was lying flat. That's when I noticed the knothole was on the top surface, but when I looked at that stud the first time it was on the bottom. It looked warped, so I flipped it 180 degrees. The other side appeared to be warped as well, then I realized my glasses were distoring the shape. I took my glasses off, and even with my vision a little blurry I was able to pick out some straight wood. Mike |
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#15
09-26-2019, 12:59 PM
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Hi Bobby
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09-26-2019, 01:31 PM
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Tony....you sure got a good nights sleep ! Feeling chipper today...ehhh? We can only hope that Bob finds his glasses this am and can read.this.
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09-26-2019, 07:49 PM
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Hotrodfarmboy, you're the only person ever to get evicted from Amboy, so there. John, I can do a better job of trimming my tree than you did and I only have a pocket knife.
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09-26-2019, 08:57 PM
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John, Bob got the innuendo on the suds last night but please remember I don't have the square or cubic feet you possess to absorb that stuff.
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