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12-24-2009, 08:51 PM
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The SANTA story - 2009
The SANTA Story 2009 BY IMA GRINCH Santa has had a couple of tough years! We missed him last year, and by the time we caught up with him this time, his sordid past and celebrity hobnobbing had finally caught up with him. Santa had been spending too much time in places he should not have been…
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12-24-2009, 08:53 PM
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with notable people….
and some not so notable…
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Some guys they just give up living And start dying little by little, piece by piece, Some guys come home from work and wash up, And go racin' in the street. Bruce Springsteen - Racing In The Street - 1978 |
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12-24-2009, 08:55 PM
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His after hours activity caused his work to suffer and he eventually lost his job at the North Pole!
He figured, “No problem – I can get a job anywhere!” So he started at Macy’s… No good…
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Some guys they just give up living And start dying little by little, piece by piece, Some guys come home from work and wash up, And go racin' in the street. Bruce Springsteen - Racing In The Street - 1978 |
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12-24-2009, 08:56 PM
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Next he went to Saks,
same story there!
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Some guys they just give up living And start dying little by little, piece by piece, Some guys come home from work and wash up, And go racin' in the street. Bruce Springsteen - Racing In The Street - 1978 |
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12-24-2009, 08:58 PM
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FAO Schwarz…
“I’m sorry, the position has been filled!”
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Some guys they just give up living And start dying little by little, piece by piece, Some guys come home from work and wash up, And go racin' in the street. Bruce Springsteen - Racing In The Street - 1978 |
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12-24-2009, 08:59 PM
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Maybe I can go on Celebrity Apprentice!
“What do you mean I need an appointment – don’t you know who I am?”
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Some guys they just give up living And start dying little by little, piece by piece, Some guys come home from work and wash up, And go racin' in the street. Bruce Springsteen - Racing In The Street - 1978 |
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12-24-2009, 09:00 PM
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He was lost and didn’t know where to turn…
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Some guys they just give up living And start dying little by little, piece by piece, Some guys come home from work and wash up, And go racin' in the street. Bruce Springsteen - Racing In The Street - 1978 |
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12-24-2009, 09:01 PM
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Without work and with no place to live, he ended up panhandling for change…
and sleeping on the street!
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Some guys they just give up living And start dying little by little, piece by piece, Some guys come home from work and wash up, And go racin' in the street. Bruce Springsteen - Racing In The Street - 1978 |
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12-24-2009, 09:03 PM
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But with the help of the people at Santa’s Anonymous, he has found his way back from despair.
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Some guys they just give up living And start dying little by little, piece by piece, Some guys come home from work and wash up, And go racin' in the street. Bruce Springsteen - Racing In The Street - 1978 |
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12-24-2009, 09:05 PM
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And is now volunteering at Ground Zero, The Salvation Army, and with other charities…
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Some guys they just give up living And start dying little by little, piece by piece, Some guys come home from work and wash up, And go racin' in the street. Bruce Springsteen - Racing In The Street - 1978 |
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12-24-2009, 09:06 PM
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He’s also found a new job – although not in the same industry, it gives him hope.
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Some guys they just give up living And start dying little by little, piece by piece, Some guys come home from work and wash up, And go racin' in the street. Bruce Springsteen - Racing In The Street - 1978 |
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12-24-2009, 09:08 PM
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Life is getting better for Santa – he’s spending the holidays with friends in Connecticut, and hopes to get back to the North Pole soon.
Merry Christmas
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Some guys they just give up living And start dying little by little, piece by piece, Some guys come home from work and wash up, And go racin' in the street. Bruce Springsteen - Racing In The Street - 1978 |
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12-24-2009, 09:09 PM
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Special thanks go to:
The Stenz Family Rob my driver Lynn Hoffman of A&E’s Private Sessions Doug & Carlos at Rosa Mexicano Jennifer & Jeannette at Hogs & Heifers Carol at Ground Zero And all of the unsuspecting people of New York City who’s disregard was not only appreciated, but necessary for the story.
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Some guys they just give up living And start dying little by little, piece by piece, Some guys come home from work and wash up, And go racin' in the street. Bruce Springsteen - Racing In The Street - 1978 |
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12-24-2009, 09:14 PM
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Very, very cool. Thanks for sharing.
Now, go punch in Santa's nose like Chevy did in Christmas Vacation. 
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12-24-2009, 09:22 PM
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Nice story Chris. When does your neighbor get the Santa back?
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12-24-2009, 09:28 PM
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Awesome!
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12-24-2009, 09:35 PM
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Yes that was a good one. It goes to show that Santa does get around. Merry Christmas y'all.
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12-24-2009, 09:50 PM
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i LIKE it!
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12-25-2009, 09:19 AM
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Santa story.
If he needs a ride up to Alaska, we have a few trips heading that way. This would get him closer to the North Pole.
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12-25-2009, 10:09 AM
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That was very cool. Is Santa planning a trip around the country for the summer? If so I can take come pictures of him on the subway in DC.
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