Alright, alright, Mayor Murphy's in the house, is it? This reads like a classic case of someone talking the talk but can't quite walk the walk, eh? Leadership's a funny thing, ain't it? Like trying to herd cats, sometimes, or maybe wrangling a particularly stubborn mule. I remember back in college, leading a volunteer group. We'd planned this massive food drive, had posters everywhere, even got the local radio station involved. Come the day, though? Barely anyone showed up. It was a total organizational failure on my part. We needed someone, anyone, to rally our drift hunters hearts and get things going! Humbling, to say the least. You live and you learn, though, right?