You Look Gay If..........
 

You look gay if......You are a man riding alnone with another man in a convertible with the top down.

If you have a "black-face" avatar.

And there is a shot across Cobra Bill's bow...

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is it like riding bitch?

you come outside to check the mail in speedos

Only if you're holding hands, or have a sweater wrapped around your shoulders.

or...your two men in speedos driving around in a convertible

If you're walking dow nthe street with your pants hanging half way off of your ass and your underwear showing.

You're from 'Bama and watch "Lost".

http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/a...abill/Lost.jpg

Bwahahaha. That's priceless again! :pound::pound::pound:

Bama yes...Lost?
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what if that was my brother driving me home from neck surgery. It was a lot easier to gt into a car with out a top so I would not have to duck/tilt my fused head. hmmm
things are not always as they seem.

just messing with you lol

patrick
ps the above would have been true but my bonneville and gto are broken

You look gay if......you have two guys in a motorcycle, and the one in the rear is resting his face on the drivers shoulder blade back while arm straddling his waist.

You look gay if you're walking a little foofy dog, like a shih tzu, poodle, maltese etc

You look gay if you are a man that is grocery shopping with another man sharing the same basket


***65WJ Disclaimer**** Unles it it with your brother taking you home from neck surgery and he is just making sure that you have some instant dinners**** :)

would you be gay if he got a stiffie too?

Bwahahahaaha!!! You're killing me!!

you dont even have to do that much, two guys on a motorcycle is enuff

You look gay if....

you only work out with your upper body at the gym

... if you drive your race car down the road with your window net up!!!!!!!!

LOL
thanks Matt

patrick

Does it count if the other man is your grown son?

What if you are a stud football player and you go into a Gay bar as a tight end and come out as a wide receiver?

Thank you Jeff Nelson...

You look gay if men run around passionately kissing other grown men on the lips

Saw a lot of convertibles of vintage years running around with 2 men in them here in Ocean City, MD this weekend. Only the ones in the modern BMW's and such were gay.

On a nice day, I always figured you looked a bit weird if you were riding in a convertible with the top up. And it doesn't matter how many people are in it.

I would say you look gay if you are riding a scooter with saddle bags on both sides and the rest of your friends have harleys!

men in new VW bugs with flowers in the flower holder, now that I think about it, men in new VW bugs period. Not sure why, the old classic ones never did that effect on me.

thats is true I never could understand the whole flower thing in the new vw bugs but seeing a guy driving one is a little weird

You look gay if you start to get that feeling that your boyfriend is kissing like a phag.

I couldn`t care less if it looks that way to others...I know who I am...lol
with 3 convertibles, and most of the time driving top down ,unless its raining....I dont select who`s riding with me.;)

if you drive a mustang or a camaro ;)

Driving the convertible with the roof down and the windows up, regardless of the weather or temperature.

Good one....

Also you look gay if.....you wears socks with sandals.

or if you can only see the driver

That's not LOOKING gay that is BEING gay. BIG difference. :pound:

You look gay if... you start a thread asking how you could possibly look gay??? ;)

Amen brother.


Dan

Driving a Z3, Miata, Element, X3, Juke, Audi AA, Boxter, Civic, RAV-4 et al, well you get the picture.

Well done but we to add the Buick Reatta

Hmmm, meant XB (Scion), and Audi TT. Someone else can bone up on these cars.

if you feel the need to ask or worry about being labeled as gay
chances are you are
;)

In this vert, definitely!
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Totally gay. (and I think against the law, too)

I doubt anyone will volunteer to bone up in a looking gay thread. :)

What happens if you race the Boxter or Miata and get your doors blown(pun intended) off?

Do you race your Miata?

You Look Gay If.......... have a Jeff Gordon bumper sticker.

Hahaha! The Rainbow Warrior.