Things you don't get.
 

:confused: Things I don't get are things like:

NASCAR

Peoples fascination with ZOMBIES

TV reality shows

The Kardashians

Miley Cyrus

Hip Hop music

Text messaging

Video games

Soccer

99% of movies made these days

Black Friday shopping

My ex-wife

Kids with their pants down around their ***es

Fart mufflers & that stupid loop under the rear bumper

The metal ball sack some guys hang from the trailer hitch on their trucks

Stacks

ALL OF the above,

expensive wine.
expensive economy cars.
digital keyboards for music.
concept of Government making NEW laws each year.
School tax for public schools.
Why the Earth's core is still molten hot.
Why Saturn & Jupiter's core temperature is not discussed/taught.
How the Gravity geometric center-of-balance between Earth&Moon is on/at the Earth's surface.
How plantlife can survive/flourish with such little CO2 in the air.
Why rotary engine exhaust is more than 1000F hotter than 2&4-stroke piston engine exhaust.
Why Desmodromic valve-trains have not been more prolific on our V8s.
Why JESUS has not yet separated the wheat from the weeds.

well, no need for me to go on about it huh.

Women! The biggest conundrum of life. LOL

I'll just go with those guy's picks. They're good enough.

I haven't figured out why this happens to me every time I fly:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...psd26aa6c8.jpg

22" wheels.

10-foot-tall pickups that look like a good shove would tip them over.

BOP cars with Chevy engines.

Why ALL street rods seem to be Chevy-powered. Wouldn't a small block Ford be a good choice for a '32 roadster?

Dogs dreaming

30-round magazines. Jeez, learn to aim.

Agree with all except stacks, if they are on trucks they look stupid, here is where I like stacks:D:
http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL195.../408213900.jpg
http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL195.../403528535.jpg
http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL87/.../405744502.jpg

the thing is..i dont care about any of this stuff..the older i get the more i care about what i like..

not what i dont or dont understand...

Why does a drive through ATM have braille on the keys?

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, while the buns come in packages of 8?

Why do 24 hr stores have locks on the doors?

Why do people call it a hot water heater? If your water is already hot, why do you need to heat it?

Thank you, Steven Wright. :D

Well...
 

Since you brought it up...

Guns you don't shoot.
Cars you don't drive.
Hunting and killing things you can't/won't eat.
Diesel engines that knock and smoke when they are NEW.
Camouflage.
Beautiful women covered in tattoos.

I know...I'm old.

anything Bob Dillon explains. Ahhhhhh Happy Thanskgiving!

People that drive in the fast lane and go slower than cars in the right lane
People that keep using the brakes going uphill.
People that stock up on bread,milk and tp every time it snows.

Why people yell at ER staff....

We're trying to help you.
We Have to take care of the almost dead first, sorry.
We can say yes or no to your addictions.

And we can call the cops.

Any and all ball sports...baseball...football....soccer..etc.... I can't stand ball sports... they bore the sh** out of me.

...people who complain on Thanksgiving. :noidea::bolt:

Bowling too?

Perfume for men! Whats that all about?:confused13:

How about shower gel? My sons use that. Whatever happened to using a bar of soap? I must be old.

Those who stab the gas and brake at every stoplight/stop sign, as well as in heavy traffic. Then, profusely complain about horrible gas mileage and repeated brake service requirements.

Businesses that spend tons of money in areas where it shouldn't be spent and tightwads in critical areas. This includes my DA employer.

Those who profusely complain about the lack of money yet spend like raging imbeciles.

Where common sense and curtsey is hiding out.

Music of the past 35 years.

TV shows of the past 15 years (generally reality shows).

Those who blast music at insane levels inside their cars. Who wants to be deaf before the age of 30, or old age, for that matter?

Tattoos/piercings

Smoking, excessive alcohol and drug abuse. (Forking out lots of cash to destroy oneself.)

Purple hair

Government

Signing the words to the National anthem when they are written on the jumbotron at a ball game??

This will be a controversial one.
"Canned Hunting".
http://www.theguardian.com/environme...bred-slaughter

I can understand hunting in the wild for something you will eat & your prey has some chance, but this?????
BTW, I am not a tree hugging hippy. I just don't get it.

People who keep making the same mistakes over and over again!

Stacks
 

:oogle:I like girls that are stacked:o:):oogle::rolleyes::eek:;):D:usa2:

Every town has grocery stores that are closer and the hunting of game seems to require gear, gadgets, scopes, range finders, 4 wheelers, trailers, dogs (that can get killed in the process by these sharp shooters attempting to "hunt"), license fees, hunting leases, etc..

Bowling is ok...

People that insist on riding bicycles on a busy narrow 2 lane road with no shoulder.. Do these people have a death wish?...

I was thinking the late, great George carlin

Why is it against the law[and it should be] to txt while driving,but 1/3 of the dash in most new cars is a big ass computer screen to watch videos,gps and whatever else can distract a driver.

Definitely this. Along with this - an over-reliance on GPS and such. I remember a drive with a friend when I knew where we were going, had been there before, but he insisted on setting up his GPS so we wouldn't get lost... WTF?

Simple Man, have a feeling we'd get along great... all the above are nothing but garbage!

Ditto to 59SafariCat's list!

I second this one! When you see what smoking can do to a loved one and end their life in such a degrading way if dosent make any sense to me. And you pay for it to happen! Thats nuts. Those of you that do, please think about it and maybe you can be there for your kids and grandkids. Rant over, carry on...

Why planets rotate counterclockwise and what started them spinning.

why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways?
If today is the first day of the rest of your life,what was yesterday?
Why is it called a radio delete plate? Since a radio was an option, how do you delete something that was never there?

Typically the "delete" option was only made available when the radio was standard content.


















I know, I know.....I'm a blast at parties...

;)

K

ok..i started off saying i don't care...but heres one...and it stoopid


Why was Lady Gaga showing soooo much ugly flat old lady boob on the muppets special yesterday? eeeeeeeeewwwwwww

( not being a jerk..its the cleanest way i can describe it)

Most things happening in the world today.:confused:

Why there are complaints about the recently added forums.

Jim

Why woman cant bend their knees when picking something up from the floor.....

Why is a 2 liter of soda 99 cents but a 20 oz bottle of the same stuff is $2.00?

Think about it.. :D

Why is gas 10 cents less 10 miles from here, same brand.

- or - why gas prices fluctuate so wildly? Why can it be $3.09 on the way in to work, and then $3.40 after work, at the same station?

Similarly - what happened to diesel? For my whole life diesel was cheaper then gasoline. What caused that to go upsidedown?

K

ULSD

Why some folks are allowed to breed.

.....and the ones that should, don't and those that shouldn't (the majority), do.

I thought I was totally alone in the world on this one.

After a brithday party for a 2-year-old today...
 

Chuck E. Cheese.