Woman came into shop with a complaint ...
 

Every once in awhile there was low short buzzing sound in the car.
The tech went on a test drive on a ruff road and heard it. Sure enough only lasted a few seconds.
Turned out to be the switch getting bumped on her vibrator in the console...

I hope it was a "hands free" model to comply with state laws:rolleyes:

I did not see that one coming. :thumbup:

The guys in big trucks probably do.:eek:

Shhhhh! Don't give away our secrets. That's why it's a lot more enjoyable sitting higher up and looking down at em. Some views are WOOOOOW! ;)

Oh come on, lol

:drum:

So, who got to tell her what was going on? How did that conversation go?

Well,were're waiting? (Caddyshack).Amazing.How do some tie their shoes?

Of course everyone in the shop and parts dept knew about soon as he got back.
The service advisor didn't want to say anything in from of the other customers in the lounge, so he walked her out to her car in the service lane and said the noise was from one of her personal items in the console.
Her face went full red.
BTY, wasn't to bad looking either.

She must have been really upset. Did the dealership at least offer her a complimentary lube service to "console" her? I would suggest she conceal carry in the future:p

WAY too funny, LOL! Thanks for sharing, Mike.

Weirdest things we've encountered at our shop are quite a few dirty diapers - great to discover when doing interior repairs, and of course several cats torn up by cooling fans . . .

That's hot.

Sounds like the oil needs checking more often.

Wow.

Another had forgot about.

Years ago a tech had to replace a seat adjuster.
When he went to start wrenching, found a pair of dried blood stained panties tucked underneath the motor.

Be surprised what people leave in their car/truck.

On Yahoo news they ran a story about a woman who took her car to a mechanic because the seat track was stuck. The mechanic found the problem but the picture is NSFW because it was a long rubbery object with a pair or round things on the end. :eek:

Sounds like he made the best of a sticky situation.

Wildest one I've seen was in the early 80's. The customer and his lady made LOTS of use of a Polaroid. They stored the art work in a large (and open) cardboard box in the trunk.

I worked at a local burger joint (Steak -n- Shake) in high school. Occasionally, we'd have girls come through the drive though topless or naked at night. We'd delete their order from the system, give them their food for free, and welcome them back anytime. Those were the days!!

I wounder if that would work for a 40 year old lady! Lol

It would if I was working the window.;)

I hardly ever see guys at the window?

Almost always women.

Maybe this would work for the guys driving up?

:confused::confused:

:)

LOL! Yes it would and did!! They're much friendlier and bolder with larger softer orbs and more jiggle!!

Hi John - The drive through operator was a drop dead gorgeous girl named Jennifer. To this day, she is still the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. She let us guys know when a exobitionist was at the window and would let us guys hand out the food. In winter, she'd routinely get tips from the men in drive through when the cold air blew in.

I have to laugh, my weekend was almost like this, except I got no food, but free beer. Go figure! :rolleyes:

I doubt it. If I came up topless, they would be laughing, if I came up naked, I would be arrested (after the laughter ended)!

You might get a bag of food to "cover up" lol

When I was a young kid pumping gas(remember full service) we had a customer come in with the complaint that when she turned there was a thump in the rear of the car. A mechanic took it out and sure enough there was a pretty loud thump. They had it up on the lift and checked every thing they could but no one could figure it out. Finally once it was down off the rack one of the guys opened the trunk to get access to the top of the gas tank and in the trunk is her husbands bowling ball which had been rolling around the trunk so when the car took a turn it would roll across the trunk and hit the inside of the fender. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to turn a wrench.