Funny Story At St Vincent DePaul Monday I thought.
 

Lady comes in requests a bowling ball. Even take a used one. Ugh!? Her Mastive (spl) loves PLAYING with a bowling ball! Amazing.

Did you ask what his average is?

Afraid too!! I'm not going near her home!

I'm guessing you're talking about a mastiff.

I had an Alaskan Malamute in the 1980s. She had a thing for rubber wheel chocks. She would dig them out from behind the wheel and carry them off to chew on them. I had to start using pieces of 4x4 for wheel chocks to get her to leave the chocks in place. The back side of the house had a slight slope, so if the car rolled, it only rolled a few feet into the fence.

One of the sponsors of my race cars had German Shepard guard dogs at his wrecking yard, They used to take full sized cement blocks and pick them up and carry them around as toys.........LOL

Wow. Surveyor just here. Said at his hunting camp a neighbor had a German shepherd named Bob (no relation) he would get a rock out of stream the size of a baseball and chew on it.his teeth were fine!