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Originally Posted by dancolkate
Three years ago I got my (now) wife a Secret Decoder Ring. For a while, I thought it was just an expensive shiney stone in a gold band. Boy was I surprised!
Turns out that ring has supernatural powers:
1) Immediately after she put it on, at 10PM each night a headache appeared.
2) Even though I paid the EXACT same amount of $ for the GTO, the "car is ridiculous".
3) Pre-ring it was perfectly OK to fart in bed (or anywhere else).
4) The ring's most recent secret message "I need Secret Diamond Earings to match".
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Dan...the Secret Decoder Ring is not to be confused with the Secretly Encoded Ring that husbands may fall victim to
