[baron_]

i wonder how many of those police reports the police get a day - that they shove in a drawer and ignore

Copy of transcript:

Bryan: "uhh, this guy....uh...named 66 goat"
secretary: "excuse me?"
Bryan: "well, his name is 66 goat"
Secretary: "did you just say 66 goat?"
Bryan: "yes. as in 1966. and goat means GTO"
Secretary: "A what? What the hell, kid. Go away"
Bryan: "No! Look, his name is 1966 Goat and he threatened me"
Secretary: "You want me to file a police report on a 1966 Goat?"
Bryan: "Yes! I'm scared!"
Secretary: "Oh yea? His name is 1966 goat? A GTO? Ok (imagine her rolling her eyes)....where were you when this happened?
Bryan: "uh....at home"d
Secretary: "He was on your property?"
Bryan: "Well, not exactly."
Secretary: "Are you kidding me, is this a prank? Are there cameras looking at me right now??"
Bryan: "No! Please. Look, i got a copy of an e-mail from this guy."
Secretary: "You're kidding me? You want me to file a police report about an e-mail from some guy named 1966 goat?" Has he ever seen you, does he know where you live? Have you ever even met the guy!?"
Bryan: "No...."
Secretary: "So what did you do to piss him off?"
Bryan: "Well...there's this forum online...."
(she cuts him off)
Secretary: "OK - i've heard enough. A man named 1966 goat......you met on a chat program and he made you sad. Go home and complain to your daddy, maybe he'll whipe your ass."
Bryan: "You're not going to do anything?"
Secretary: "Look - what do you want me to do?
Bryan: "Uh..."

heh heh heh



in all seriousness, i think we've beat this horse
it's kinda fun not having political drama for a change, though