[baron_]

few months ago i blew up the 10 bolt in my '66 gto convertible
5 spd, loaded with options - nice driver condition


so it sat outside for a few weeks, in the middle of town (columbus)

I removed those sort of notes every few days from it


One guy got industrious enough to knock on every door on the street until he found me.

anything is for sale for enough money...but i've already been offerred 23,000 for it

anyways...
*answer door* Short, fat guy driving a scrap truck (they drive around looking for metal to turn in). He's got a nose that looks like too much crack has been stuffed up it and i can barely understand the West Virginia twang (and i typically like that twang).

him: 'dat tang for sale'?
me: probably not, that's my keeper. wanna see it? i'll pop the hood
him: well, not if you don't want to sell it
me: well, i might have another one, a little nicer without as much rust....

when i told him i had a second one for sale for $7,000 that was a little nicer than this one (i didn't even get to say no engine - no trans - all apart and stripped), he snorted something out of that big nose like i was insane and walked off shaking his head without saying another word.

I caught myself looking for something to throw at his fat arse.