I always got to work early and parked as close as possible against the curb leaving
major distance to the next spot.

Four days in a row some dick in a brand new -small- yellow sports car pulled in and
swung his door FULL open with his foot and smacked my door (I dont know how his
small door reached that far). Gave me a dirty snarl when I looked over from the radio
to see what the noise was. The 2nd day I watched and saw - he turned in the seat
and kicked his door open.

The 3rd day, after the same foot kick bang and dirty look 3 times, I had had enuf
and gave his car a set of key scratches taillight to headlight as I walked in to work.

4th day after bang #4 (and same effing dirty look again) I did the same. I dont know
where he parked on day 5 but it wasnt near me!!! Never saw the car again.

If the wind blows your door into me I can accept an accident (it will help if you look
a little apologetic NOT defiant and/or nasty). An intentional smack AND defiance will
get you my wrath!! Certainly if repeated. Sorryboutthat.