All of this talk reminded me of a funny thing I saw around 1983(??).

Im sitting in my car waiting for another rider. next row over I see an old pinto with
someone on both sides parked so close that the guy cannot get his door open far
enuf to get in. He does manage to reach in and roll down the passenger window.
Climbs up onto the roof of the car on that side and slides down into his car. Backs
out and stops. Gets out and loosens the valve core on front and back tires of both
cars, leaving each with two flats. Drives off with a big grin and I give him a huge
thumbs up.

No permanent damage to anyone but two guys are gonna have to call someone
for air ($$).