Had to share this one:
http://fayar.craigslist.org/lgs/2171990237.html
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HELLO NEED DIVORCE LAWYER SOMEONE HATEFUL MEAN KNOWS HOW TO PULL TRIGGER LISTEN MARRIED 2 YRS HER MOM PASSED LEFT US 3 ACRES ON BEAVER LAKE SEE LAKE SITTING ON COUCH USE TO .2 MIN WALK TO LAKE 110.00 LIFE INS PAID ALREADY TO FAMILY FRIEND [WHY] I HAVENT SEEN O 3 RACE CARS 71 GTO JUDGE 1973 442 OLDS RAGTOP 1974 BUICK SKYLARK 16 FT MCEE KRAFT BOAT WITH TRAILER ALL GOODIES 2.1 MILLION LAND IN K.C LAND IN 2 OTHER STATES I HAVE NO UP FRONT MONIES GET THIS DONE GET BIGGER CUT AT END I JUST WANT OUT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE SHES BIPOLAR WONT PASS DRUG TEST [GRASS] HAS CHILD SEE WHERE IM GOING LEVERAGE PLEASE NO SCAMS LAND SHARKS ONLY THANKS STEVEN