this is all BS
now you guys know you got some good stories that actually happened to you ,,,let hear those so ill start

3 days after being in germany i was in the motorpool and a guy sent me to the stock room to get some "liquid track tensioner" and to hurry as we had to go recover a tank out in the training field and we were in a rush to go
i run to the stock room all out of breath and blurted out i need some "liquid track tensioner"..
he looked at me without saying anything so i repeated myself and told him i need it right now
needless to say that stayed with me a long time
and now one for our cars
when i first met my wife,,,she bought a new 76 amc hornet and since it was under warranty i thought nothing of it but she drove 60k on the same oil and filter ,,,till it locked up
and yes i had to rebuild it