[Captainofiron]

I have 5 story, 2 from my cousin, 2 from friends, and one from my friends ex

my cousin (same age) is a HUGE liar, he is one of those guys who has to top your story no matter what.
He came up to visit, and he has a big 2010 diesel Dodge dually, he messed up the transmission and was taking it off himself, supposedly, well he was telling me all about it, and I said, hey how did you get the transmission out, he says he benchpressed it in place by himself, then i looked at him and said, how did you bolt it up, NO lie, he says he held the trans with his head and knee and bolted it up.

back when those SRT Durangos came out his friend supposedly had one and they hit 220 mph in it

my friend R is a HUGE idiot, he took his 85 Chevy (not 4x4) and got it lifted and the engine rebuilt for 500 bucks... he brought it by, the guy welded in blocks as a homemade body lift... the engine was just spray painted metallic green, all the wires, plugs everything was painted, I pulled off the valve covers, black, pulled the oil pan, same

my friend B asked me to teach him how to change the oil on his little tacoma, so I showed him how, well about a month later he called me freaked out that there was red stuff all over his driveway. he put the oil drain pan by the engine, but opened the transmission drain plug. I went to his house, half of his driveway was red, and there was a giant red pool by his mail box

my friend C's ex called us once, freaking out at walmart, her car wouldnt start, so C told her to open the hood and check a few things. well I hear her freaking out saying that somebody must have broken into her car and stolen everything.. she drove a Fiero and opened the front bonnet...