Sometimes these on-line love affairs take funny turns.
You know .... she sends some pictures claiming to be some sexy convertible with full blown pedigree and everything in all the right places.
You send her some travel money to come and get better acquainted.
She turns out to be a big fat 4 door Lemans with a scabby azz, flat chested hood,
and leaves a puddle everywhere she sits. LMAO
Good Luck Boss !
When is she due ?
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