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Old 12-16-2011, 07:25 PM
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Default Road rage. Are you into it?

Are you prone to road rage? Do you find yourself intimidating other drivers and reacting aggressively to them? Making fun of them is great sport.

I have a certain friend and when we were just a little younger we would always be on the lookout for road rage drivers to mess with. Once he spotted a guy blowing his horn, swerving his car and screaming out the window at a women. When the guy was done making a complete spectacle of himself against a defenseless woman he started to go on his way with a left turn off the main road. My friend got right beside the guy as he turned and laid on his VERY loud car horn at him. The guy went into orbit slamming his brakes in the middle of the road, sticking his body out the window and throwing his hat in the air with his veins popping out. It was hilarious.

Another guy whipped past us on the interstate and then cut back in front of us and slowed down for a corner that I don't brake on. Interstates are built for comfort at 80 most of the time and 45 doesn't cut it. So I was on his bumper at 45 and he started his road rage routine. He was blustering and waving his arms around like a maniac while I kept my proximity to him tight. All the while glaring at him. This guy finally had to let me pass him on the right when we hit 3 lanes. As we went by you could see his red face was all ready to flip us off and scream out the window and we just laughed at him and pointed as he gave his best war face. He realized he'd been had.