[PonchoV8]

Originally Posted by dataway

Well, sounds kind of boring, as I AM a ghost, and so I am surrounded by them all the time. The fog, the cold, the clinking chains .....the new guys loving doing that, but it gets old after a while. Once the new ghosts realize that never in the history of human kind has any ghost been able to physically harm a human they eventually get tired of just scaring them, and start a poker night or something. Hey I don't make the rules, but the rule IS, no ghost can harm a human, so I don't know what you people are always on about ...it's just a few of the boys having some fun.

Actually it's getting crowded lately, the bus to heaven broke down last week and you can't find a room anywhere so everyone is camping out in cellars, old houses, graveyards, and on the set of Jersey Shore (cause they heard that's going to be dead shortly). There's enough ghost turds around here to stuff a mattress.

Seriously though, I promise none of my buddies will do anyone any harm, so don't be so skittish ...maybe ask a ghost to sit down for a spot of tea, none of that mumbo-jumbo please, just a polite "How are you" would be nice for change.

Jeez, I'll probably catch hell from the local shop steward for even telling you guys this stuff. Being ephemeral isn't as easy as it looks.
JohnnyB (B which stands for Boooooo)

I heard there's a van down by the river that's haunted.