More nuggets of Car Czar observed actions:
• "Dual car czars surrounded my car and picked out every little imperfection. They didn't know it was my car, and I said nothing; I just listened to their conversation. They were obviously entertaining each other."
• "Pretty soon I could smell 'em. At every show..."
• "Never ask this person about what he thinks of your car - he'll have nothing good to say, and the police might just need to be called."
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