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Originally Posted by stags
Lots of good stuff already. I'd add:
Eating contests - let's go watch some slob shove hot dogs down his throat!! 
Over The Top Birthday Parties - like every 10yr. old (or anyone else) really needs a family get together AND a cupcake party at school AND a huge neighborhood bash for 150 of his/her closest friends with caterers, live entertainment, a yard full of bounce toys and of course a professional fireworks display. |
You're forgetting the pony. Gotta have a pony. 
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