Bill, I've stuck with AT&T for long distance service. Every time their customer services ticks me off, I threaten to go elsewhere. But never have. Now I see I'm subsidizing their retirees! Gonna have to rethink this.
My humor can run to the sophomoric. When one of my sons studied at Franciscan University, I kept asking him if they cheered their sports teams with, "GO F.U.!" I was the only one who thought it was funny.