[Captainofiron]

Originally Posted by Alvin

Good one!

1977 Pontiac Gran Prix For Bad-As)ses Only! - $1700 (portland)

1977 Pontiac Gran Prix

Are you looking for a nice quiet ride?
A car that sips gas as you commute to the local coffee shop for your fair trade blend as you work on your novel/screenplay/dissertation?
A car that you and the wife can drive out to wine country as you talk about what charities your going to donate to this year?
Well, then you're a wimp, go buy a Prius.

THIS IS A MAN'S CAR!

It's a loud, fast, beer chugging, donuts on your neighbors lawn kind car!
It's a I don't care about you or your "honor student" kids kind of car!
It's got a V8, with dual exhaust!
Dings and dents from the poor bastards foolish enough to get in it's way!
There have been lots of GOOD TIMES in and on the interior!
Cracked windshield from head banging too hard to Judas Priest!
Huge trunk to haul lots of beer!
This machine runs like a pig on fire! (sorry vegans)
Drive fast through the Pearl District, making fake tanned trophy wifes jump behind their BMW's in fear!
Bring down the property values of you entire neighborhood with this parked on your lawn!
Do something worthwhile for once in your miserable life, grow a pair and buy this bad-ass ride!
$1700 or best offer

wonder why he didnt put a "Death Proof" skull on it, that would have definitely made it a Mans car!