not a car but he has some good one liners
https://flagstaff.craigslist.org/mcy/4620597837.html
Custom Harley Bobber/Chopper - $5800 (Flagstaff)
condition: new
If you are looking for a nice safe crusier....this bike aint for you.
If you ride a bagger with radio....this bike aint for you.
If you wear knitted sweaters....this bike aint for you
If you enjoy vegetables....this bike aint for you.
If you wear v-neck tshirts more than once a week.....this bike aint for you.
If you drink wine with your dinner....this bike aint for you.
If you watch Tennis on TV....this bike aint for you.
If you voted for Obama....this bike aint for you.
But.....
If you enjoy the wind flowing through your manly tactical facial hair....
If you love beer and whiskey....
If you love guns and explosions....
If you love hot big breasted women...
If you love the the sound of thunder where ever you go....
If you want to punch members of ISIS and Al Qaeda right in the cowardly stupid faces....
If you want to scare children, cats, old women, and democrats......
If you love freedom and America......
If you enjoy riding a firebreathing, hell raising, steel dragon..
Than this is the bike for you....
This steel horse is a sucker punch sally bobber style chopper. Awesome for bar hopping or driving away from the preacher's house after you taught his daughter the real meaning of heaven....This steel and chrome dragon will get you noticed everywhere you go.
It has a 99 harley 1200cc engine on a 2003 paughco stretch frame to keep the bike light and faster than an f18 after dropping bombs on Saddam's palace.
The The front spoke wheel is mounted without breaks on stretched paughco springer front end that subdues the road a little...but not too much since real men want to feel the road like a psycho ex-girlfriend who is great in the sack...but still wants to kill you.
It has year old white wall tires with less than 300miles...because white walls are like Baseball and Apple Pie...so American that bald eagles perch on them.....
The braided steel lines keep the bike looking cleaner than an inmate on at a parole hearing.....
The bike also comes with a drag bar for the days you want ride like a tomahawk missile being dropped on an Afghani bunker....or a set of 12in Ape hangers when you want to look like a relaxed silver-back gorilla surrounded by his harem of females....
The bike also has a built in beer bottle opener....because this is 'Merica!
This dragon is AZ registered with clean title listed as a "Harley Special Construction"....because its one of a kind.
The bike has never been down because I know how to ride like a man and can control a fire breathing monster with nothing but my muscles and skills.....
The only flaws are a small ding on the side of the gas can where a rock hit during a ride.....because its a bike....it belongs on the road not in a garage.
So if you can handle the following:
1. Looks from Single Women
2. Looks from Married Women
3. More chest hair.
4. Bigger deer and elk hanging on your wall.
5. Growing a fuller beard.
6. Sex in public places
7. Having stronger children
8. Punching bears in the face
9. Drinking more beer
10. Instant MMA skills
11. Recon Marines, Navy SEALs, and Green Berets to buying YOU a beer
12. Gang members getting out of YOUR way when you walk down the street
13. Instant wood working skills
14. Ability to build anything with a pocket knife and duct tape
15. Pet Great White Sharks
16. No more red lights...ever
17. Nods of admiration/approval from Ronald Regan, Chesty Puller, Frank Sinatra, Teddy Roosevelt, and Abe Lincon's Ghost
18. Catching larger fish
19. Coming home to your wife and her hot best friend naked waiting to serve you a steak dinner
20. Increased ***** size and stamina
Than this is the bike for you....
$5800 cash in US Dollars....
Contact SOTSinfo at gmail.com
*WARNING: Ownership of this motorcycle may lead to increased one night stands, paternity suits, and demands for child support. Seller is not responsible for how awesome your life may become