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Old 05-20-2015, 03:18 AM
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Default Got a surprise on Mother's Day, gonna be a grandpa

I found out on Mother's Day that my "little girl" is pregnant, and I will be a grandpa. Of course, she isn't really "little" - almost 24, and has been married and divorced already.

I am excited, but it comes with mixed feelings since her boyfriend is a douche-nozzle. I had been patiently waiting for her to come to her senses and leave him, but now they will be permanently intertwined.

It's taking a little bit to process the whole thing.

I really just want to punch him, over and over and over. Woo-sah...

But I will look forward to this new chapter of life, and will cherish the little miracle.

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