Happy b'day Craig, welcome to the 6th decade club.
Here's some FYI things to come.
Now that you’re 60, get ready to be stalked by AARP.
Fortune tellers read your face instead of your palm.
Your favorite station on cable is the Weather Channel.
Your childhood toys sell for a fortune on eBay.
You can never totally, completely trust a fart. Sorry, you can't.
Eddie
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