What a relief....Paul called it early on that it was going to be something stupid. Since I don't know cars that well, I don't how rare of an issue this is but I'll always remember this one.
I purchased the MSD "Ready to run" distributor Part# 8528 at Advance Auto Parts on March 6th, 2017 (Just incase any of you guys are wanting to know where and when it was purchased). I had to order it online because it's not over the counter.
https://shop.advanceautoparts.com/p/...528/22360318-P