Insider trader STOCK TIP for you investors. Buy as many shares as you can in Calamine Lotion. People who run out of toilet paper and cannot get any will be running out into the woods to grab assorted leaves.
Yep, they won't know which are which and you can bet more than a few will be grabbing poison ivy, poison oak, and poison sumac. Well, I think you know what the results are gonna be. To sooth that uncomfortable situation at hand, the government and FEMA are already stocking up on calamine lotion.
"Calamine lotion is an over-the-counter (OTC) medication that's used to treat mild itchiness, also called pruritus. It can also help dry out oozing skin irritations. This soothing pink lotion can help relieve the following skin conditions: reactions to poisonous plants, such as poison oak, poison ivy, and poison sumac."
Get in now at the super low stock options and watch your money grow as America, and I suppose the world, learns what the best leaves are to grab when wiping your butt. They should have been watching Euell Gibbons back in the 70's, or at least the re-runs on TV, and they would've picked the right leaves to wipe with, and know which ones to snack on.
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