Fuel? CHECK.
Spark? CHECK.
Contact, crank crank crank, sputter sputter WTH.
Timing alignment? DOUBLE CHECK.
Contact, crank crank crank...
Hmmm, what could it be?
OMG
STAND BY
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep.
Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
