[The Boss]

Originally Posted by KS circutguy

Best Craigslist add ever!
http://yubasutter.craigslist.org/cto/4427297446.html

That one needs to be captured for posterity!

For trade; 1988 Pontiac Fiero, aka "The Black Dragon"
The word "fiero" means, "proud" in Italian and "wild", "fierce", or "ferocious" in Spanish. In every other language it means, "sex machine". The Black Dragon lives up to its reputation.

You will be the envy of all of your neighbors if you have The Black Dragon parked in your driveway. I get a special wave every time they drive by. My neighbor, who is a diehard NASCAR fan (this guy knows cars!!), cannot believe that I was able to obtain such an amazing piece of General Motors, Murican made plastic beauty. The Black Dragon is a testament to the engineering and product quality that can only come from General Motors.

This isn't any standard bad ass Fiero. This baby has the factory installed pussy magnet, which is capable of pulling tail from any stop sign. To operate; snap the throttle, nod your head, and watch the panties drop. The Black Dragon is too small to have sex in but you will for sure get laid once you get out.

The factory 2.8L 135hp power plant has been substantially upgraded. I took the restrictor plate off to give The Black Dragon a little more juice, but keep that on the down low, she's not exactly street legal. With the addition of a chrome oil cap and three cans of Rustoleum, I estimate this baby is putting out well over 600hp.

The Black Dragon is F A S T!! In fact, it is so fast it is blowing the paint off and has melted the tread off of the tires. I am 14 for 14 in my races against the neighborhood kids on their bicycles. For proof of speed, look at the smoke trail this bad boy leaves behind, just like a ****ing jet, which I why I had to add a wing to the back to keep this bullet on the ground.

The suspension has been modified to give The Black Dragon improved aerodynamics and an even more sinister look. An unintended benefit of the suspension modification is that I can itch my hemorrhoids using the reflectors in the center of the road and the scraping noise when I enter driveways lets everyone know The Black Dragon has arrived. The spoke rims were strictly aesthetic and to give me something to clean while washing Black Dragon on my lawn in my Murican flag speedo.

I hate to get rid of The Black Dragon. However; the pure, raw, untamed, sexual desire my wife gets from seeing me driving this beauty has resulted in two kids. SO. . . I am willing to trade for a practical family vehicle like; full size Hummer, Range Rover, Mercedes G Wagon, Cadillac Escalade, or any type of jet aircraft.