[hilljacknm]

Alright, this one is not craigslist, but a local gun trader, kinda like CL.

http://jasonsguns.com/Display.aspx?id=10010

PWS MK116 SOLD Thanks for interest! $1500.00

caliber: 223 / 5.56
Seller has indicated this is a private sale.
Hello,

I'm selling my Primary Weapons Systems MK116 because I'm stupid and decided to run up my girlfriend's credit card buying silly crap that I couldn't afford to pay for in the first place. My get rich quick scheme fell through, so now she's making me sell it and live with in my means like a poor man who decided to tattoo up my fore arms "full sleeve" style effectively cutting my life time earning potential in half, and limiting the jobs available to me as a, "Ditch digger", or "Garbage man" should.

The rifle comes with a big fat Eo-Tech optic, the new one that I didn't need, but insisted on buying. And a fancy Magpul stock that I also didn't need but also insisted buying. Oh, and let's not forget the pointless special plastic fantastic magazines that I insisted on paying $15 a pop for when metal ones were almost $8 cheaper online, and the ultra special Zombie ammo that I insisted on buying to fill every mag with when plain ammo is $10 cheaper. And the stupid MS3 sling that I had to have because nobody else in their right mind would pay that much money for a piece of nylon, and some metal hooks. Oh, and I put an expensive surefire light on the end of it too, just so you know I can see intruders in our well lit 3 room home at night.

Boy, I sure did make those fellows at the gun store rich with money I didn't have. I'm going to be in real big trouble if I don't pay off my 2,200 dollar debt.

Looking at all the receipts I conveniently left out on the kitchen counter for my loving girlfriend to see I currently have over 3 grand tied up in this stupid gun, $1500 of it on her BoA card. yet I still haven't given her a ring, or even screwed her properly in the past month and a half.

So please, old divorced men with lots of money to spend because they made the same mistakes I did. Buy my stupid rifle for $1500. So I can get my car repaired, pay rent, and buy the woman I've been shacking up with for 5 years a real ring.


Update: Sorry I didn't get back to a lot of your emails, the rifle went about 15 minutes after being posted, and I bought my loving girlfriend some dark choclate and took her out to the movies. Thank you everyone for all of your interest, kind words, and support.

- The man with a cut up credit card.

[71GP76TA]

Originally Posted by hilljacknm

Alright, this one is not craigslist, but a local gun trader, kinda like CL.

http://jasonsguns.com/Display.aspx?id=10010

PWS MK116 SOLD Thanks for interest! $1500.00

caliber: 223 / 5.56
Seller has indicated this is a private sale.
Hello,

I'm selling my Primary Weapons Systems MK116 because I'm stupid and decided to run up my girlfriend's credit card buying silly crap that I couldn't afford to pay for in the first place. My get rich quick scheme fell through, so now she's making me sell it and live with in my means like a poor man who decided to tattoo up my fore arms "full sleeve" style effectively cutting my life time earning potential in half, and limiting the jobs available to me as a, "Ditch digger", or "Garbage man" should. The rifle comes with a big fat Eo-Tech optic, the new one that I didn't need, but insisted on buying. And a fancy Magpul stock that I also didn't need but also insisted buying. Oh, and let's not forget the pointless special plastic fantastic magazines that I insisted on paying $15 a pop for when metal ones were almost $8 cheaper online, and the ultra special Zombie ammo that I insisted on buying to fill every mag with when plain ammo is $10 cheaper. And the stupid MS3 sling that I had to have because nobody else in their right mind would pay that much money for a piece of nylon, and some metal hooks. Oh, and I put an expensive surefire light on the end of it too, just so you know I can see intruders in our well lit 3 room home at night.

Boy, I sure did make those fellows at the gun store rich with money I didn't have. I'm going to be in real big trouble if I don't pay off my 2,200 dollar debt.

Looking at all the receipts I conveniently left out on the kitchen counter for my loving girlfriend to see I currently have over 3 grand tied up in this stupid gun, $1500 of it on her BoA card. yet I still haven't given her a ring, or even screwed her properly in the past month and a half.

So please, old divorced men with lots of money to spend because they made the same mistakes I did. Buy my stupid rifle for $1500. So I can get my car repaired, pay rent, and buy the woman I've been shacking up with for 5 years a real ring.


Update: Sorry I didn't get back to a lot of your emails, the rifle went about 15 minutes after being posted, and I bought my loving girlfriend some dark choclate and took her out to the movies. Thank you everyone for all of your interest, kind words, and support.

- The man with a cut up credit card.

Thats funny.... I know a couple of people that are tatted up with full sleeves and they're garbage men...

[PonchoV8]

I know a guy with sleeves. They call him "Preacher". He's a fantastic person.
He and his wife adopted a kid last year. He's a power lineman. He sucks at paintball.