[Bob Dillon]

Originally Posted by johnsma22

Why does a drive through ATM have braille on the keys?

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, while the buns come in packages of 8?

Why do 24 hr stores have locks on the doors?

Why do people call it a hot water heater? If your water is already hot, why do you need to heat it?

Thank you, Steven Wright.

[Ron Landis]

Since you brought it up...

Guns you don't shoot.
Cars you don't drive.
Hunting and killing things you can't/won't eat.
Diesel engines that knock and smoke when they are NEW.
Camouflage.
Beautiful women covered in tattoos.

I know...I'm old.

[hada76]

Originally Posted by Bob Dillon

Thank you, Steven Wright.

I was thinking the late, great George carlin

[68gtoMN]

Originally Posted by Bob Dillon

Thank you, Steven Wright.

Actually, George Carlin. As much as I love Steven, George gets the credit here.

[Blued and Painted]

Rubik's cube
and
Reading Fiction.