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63gpman · 02-26-2014, 06:59 PM

considering I'm a big pontiac fan I thoroughly enjoyed this one!!

http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/4337834760.html

Here you have it. Your search is over. This is the car that should have really been used in the Cialis commercial. A car that separates the men from the boys. A car that screams "This is America. . .and my car makes 3 of yours."

You are looking at a sweet 1966 Pontiac Catalina. This car features wheels, body panels, interior, and a motor. The only thing this car is missing is a driver. . .and a distributor. . .and a radiator. . .and a battery. . .and a few other small items. But let's focus our attention on the items she is not missing -- length, width, and rust. Though she is not currently operational, I am offering a unique opportunity to take a faux test drive. I have a nice fan we can set up and you can roll down the windows and feel the rush of rolling down the road in this beast. For a limited time, I will personally stand next to the vehicle and make engine noises and even throw in a few smoky burnout sounds for free.

If you have question...call or text me. Cash only. Best REASONABLE offer takes it. Clear title. Act fast. Act now. Don't let this deal cruise off into the sunset without you.

When this car sells, I will take this listing down. So, if you are reading this, there's still time to become the luckiest person in the world.

Key words to lure people who dont care about Pontiac Catalina's:

Chevelle, Camaro, Tempest, GTO, LeMans, Bonneville, Firebird, Z28, C-10, Corvette, blah...blah...blah.....

hurryinhoosier62 · 02-26-2014, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 63gpman

considering I'm a big pontiac fan I thoroughly enjoyed this one!!

http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/4337834760.html

Here you have it. Your search is over. This is the car that should have really been used in the Cialis commercial. A car that separates the men from the boys. A car that screams "This is America. . .and my car makes 3 of yours."

You are looking at a sweet 1966 Pontiac Catalina. This car features wheels, body panels, interior, and a motor. The only thing this car is missing is a driver. . .and a distributor. . .and a radiator. . .and a battery. . .and a few other small items. But let's focus our attention on the items she is not missing -- length, width, and rust. Though she is not currently operational, I am offering a unique opportunity to take a faux test drive. I have a nice fan we can set up and you can roll down the windows and feel the rush of rolling down the road in this beast. For a limited time, I will personally stand next to the vehicle and make engine noises and even throw in a few smoky burnout sounds for free.

If you have question...call or text me. Cash only. Best REASONABLE offer takes it. Clear title. Act fast. Act now. Don't let this deal cruise off into the sunset without you.

When this car sells, I will take this listing down. So, if you are reading this, there's still time to become the luckiest person in the world.

Key words to lure people who dont care about Pontiac Catalina's:

Chevelle, Camaro, Tempest, GTO, LeMans, Bonneville, Firebird, Z28, C-10, Corvette, blah...blah...blah.....

This guy should be in marketing and advertising.

arbys · 02-26-2014, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by hurryinhoosier62

This guy should be in marketing and advertising.

He is. He's promoting the .....oops can't go there.

PonchoV8 · 02-26-2014, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 63gpman

considering I'm a big pontiac fan I thoroughly enjoyed this one!!

http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/4337834760.html

Here you have it. Your search is over. This is the car that should have really been used in the Cialis commercial. A car that separates the men from the boys. A car that screams "This is America. . .and my car makes 3 of yours."

You are looking at a sweet 1966 Pontiac Catalina. This car features wheels, body panels, interior, and a motor. The only thing this car is missing is a driver. . .and a distributor. . .and a radiator. . .and a battery. . .and a few other small items. But let's focus our attention on the items she is not missing -- length, width, and rust. Though she is not currently operational, I am offering a unique opportunity to take a faux test drive. I have a nice fan we can set up and you can roll down the windows and feel the rush of rolling down the road in this beast. For a limited time, I will personally stand next to the vehicle and make engine noises and even throw in a few smoky burnout sounds for free.

If you have question...call or text me. Cash only. Best REASONABLE offer takes it. Clear title. Act fast. Act now. Don't let this deal cruise off into the sunset without you.

When this car sells, I will take this listing down. So, if you are reading this, there's still time to become the luckiest person in the world.

Key words to lure people who dont care about Pontiac Catalina's:

Chevelle, Camaro, Tempest, GTO, LeMans, Bonneville, Firebird, Z28, C-10, Corvette, blah...blah...blah.....

It appears Cheech and Chong are currently in the car.

hilljacknm · 02-28-2014, 09:34 AM

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/4353229451.html

I've got this great car for sale I've put in over 10k into it changing the oil changing the tires ect it's in Excellent condition but has oil leaks and is a salvage title, broken wind shield but it's in Excellent condition. . Kelly blue book lists this at $22,000 but I'll sell it for $20,000 cash only !!!!

c5farmer · 02-28-2014, 10:07 AM

The picture and title says it all. Didn't know they made special tires for burnouts!
http://cedarrapids.craigslist.org/pts/4353420302.html

Birdguy · 02-28-2014, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by hilljacknm

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/4353229451.html

I've got this great car for sale I've put in over 10k into it changing the oil changing the tires ect it's in Excellent condition but has oil leaks and is a salvage title, broken wind shield but it's in Excellent condition. . Kelly blue book lists this at $22,000 but I'll sell it for $20,000 cash only !!!!

A timely reminder of why meth is illegal.

hurryinhoosier62 · 02-28-2014, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by hilljacknm

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/4353229451.html

I've got this great car for sale I've put in over 10k into it changing the oil changing the tires ect it's in Excellent condition but has oil leaks and is a salvage title, broken wind shield but it's in Excellent condition. . Kelly blue book lists this at $22,000 but I'll sell it for $20,000 cash only !!!!

I REALLY hope it's just a joke.