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Greg Reid Palmetto, Georgia |
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What do you call a train crew memeber that steps on a live"third rail"?
Conductor. |
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I got a feeling I'm going to be sorry but....What?
Edit.. Ok...I didn't see the punch line.
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I was hoping to get pictures on my last trip but both legs were at night.If you become a dumbsh!t and find yourself in the middle of a trestle and a train is coming,after you panic,do the following:Lay down on the ballast as far away as possible from the rails.Or as close as possible to the shoulder of the bridge side/structure(same thing).And lay as flat as possible.There will be plenty of room and you will not be hit.I'll try to get pics next trip.
One more thing,as your are crapping your pants(or after)please raise your arm and give us a "thumbs up" so we know you are o.k. and it will be worth the walk(usually 1.5 miles) back there to beat your head in.Thanks. |
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PHILADELPHIA — The Northeast Corridor faced more than two hours of closure today after an Acela train struck and killed two teenage girls who were on the tracks near Philadelphia, the Wall Street Journal has reported. The incident occurred around 10:30 this morning.
Amtrak spokeswoman Tracy Connell said all main tracks reopened around 1 p.m. and service returned to normal. Acela trains travel close to 150 MPH. |
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I think one word covers this one,Bill....SPLAT!!!
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“It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.” Dr. Thomas Sowell |
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ANd the third girl ahd a front row seat for that.
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Looks like no room-right?Look at either side of the bridge.You'll see what looks like a cement curb.If you were on a bridge ands couldn't get off in time,all you'd have to do would be to lay down with your shoulder as close as possible to the "curb".There is plenty of room and the train wouldn't even come close.
![]() Yesterday going to Yuma.Speed:65MPH.Made for an interesting ride.
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We lost all of our trains about 7-years ago, Eliz and JC are in a battle over the tracks, Ez wonts to make a walking trail out of the tracks,Jc wants to get one back on the tracks, They run in Jc.
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That bridge is what, a good ~20ft high or so? Even if I didn't think to lay down, I'd rather test my luck jumping off the bridge than trying to outrun a train.
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The ships are multiplying day after day sir, And they're coming closer to the shore sir, shore sir, We need to evacuate the light post, It's all over. |
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Not in this part of the desert.
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Ahh, yes. More like tumbleweeds and jackrabbits?
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The deceptive thing about trains is judging their speed. From afar, they can look like they're not moving too quickly. Then people try to outrun them and it's too late.
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Dumber than a box of rocks.
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Two more teen statistics in Georgia-
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/22818832/detail.html
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Greg Reid Palmetto, Georgia |
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Just a few feet short of natural selection at work there Bill.
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so many pontiacs, so little time.................. moderator is a glorified word for an unappreciated prick.................. "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "There is no such thing as a good tax." "We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." - Winston Churchill |
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I don't mind natural selection-just leave me out of the equation.
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But your buggy does such a good job of subtracting them from the equation!
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so many pontiacs, so little time.................. moderator is a glorified word for an unappreciated prick.................. "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "There is no such thing as a good tax." "We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." - Winston Churchill |
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True-but the toll on us is really not good.
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