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09-27-2013, 08:36 AM
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How To Sell A Car - Friday Funnies...
Feel free to add....I am sure we have seen a lot in ads. Here are a few pet peeves.....
1) Spell check is your friend. Use it often 2) That empty coke bottle and box of diapers? yeah- may wanna remove those before you take photos. 3) "My Buddie,friend,aunt, uncle,grandpa" Is not a reference for originality or rarity. 4) See # 1 |
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09-27-2013, 09:23 AM
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#5) Turn CAPS off.
This guy could use your advise... http://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/4068861234.html
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09-27-2013, 09:29 AM
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OH YES, TURN CAPS OFF!!!!!!!
And I want to know what you want for it. I don't want to have to call and ask. Nope, don't even want to email and ask. Give me a starting point.
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 frittering and wasting the hours in an off hand way.... 1969 GTO, 455ci, 230/236 Pontiac Dude's "Butcher Special" Comp hyd roller cam with Crower HIPPO solid roller lifters, Q-jet, Edelbrock P4B-QJ, Doug's headers, ported 6X-8 (97cc) heads, TKO600, 3.73 geared Eaton Tru-Trac 8.5", hydroboost, rear disc brakes......and my greatest mechanical feat....a new heater core. 
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09-27-2013, 10:20 AM
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#6) Survivor Car! Repainted non original color, and wrong motor.
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09-27-2013, 10:26 AM
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#7) Just because you proclaim it "rare", doesn't make it so. Please use that word sparingly, and not 4 times in every sentence.
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09-27-2013, 10:35 AM
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#8) DONK! Equals No Sale!
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09-27-2013, 10:49 AM
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#9) "Don't need to sell"
I don't "need" to buy either...
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09-27-2013, 11:01 AM
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#10) Calling it a "re-creation" or "tribute car" do not automatically make it worth more than a "clone".
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09-27-2013, 11:21 AM
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11. Easy fix!
12. Mostly rust free! (only 49% rust!) 13. "Survivor" '65 GTO model with a repaint in 1980, a Tremec 5 speed and a chevy 350. Numbers matching, too!
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09-27-2013, 11:47 AM
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09-27-2013, 12:08 PM
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#14) "don't offer me no b.s. trades" for my b.s. junk!
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09-27-2013, 12:51 PM
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#15) "NEEDS BOBDED TITLE.PRICE DOES NOT INCLUDE TITLE.FIRM PRICE. (Bonded title price is approximately $350-$500)". Translation - salvage and perhaps you'll graciously offer a "BOBDED" title hookup w your pals?
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09-27-2013, 01:28 PM
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A matching numbers car. Engine and tranny long gone.
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09-27-2013, 02:35 PM
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"Only needs a tune up."
"400 horsepower" "full race cam" "ran when parked" "needs restoration" "better hurry" "won't last" "carefully maintained" "pampered miles" "woman owned" "never driven in rain" "fastest one in town" "serious only" I wish they would just say: "Trolling for mindless idiots who will buy anything"
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09-27-2013, 02:53 PM
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#16) Motor, trans and rear end not for sale. (but they're still in the car)
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09-27-2013, 03:01 PM
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#17) It was brand new when we bought it
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09-27-2013, 03:29 PM
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#18) "BIG BLOCK Pontiac"
#19) "Includes Nifty "400 Ram Air" sticker on air cleaner" |
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09-27-2013, 07:32 PM
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Use proper grammar and punctuation when writing the ad. Nothing worse that a full page ad that's one sentence long with words that make on sense at all.
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