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I must have an invisible black hole under my car. It sucks in everything I drop.
Putting the clutch fan on dropped 2 bolts, heard them hit the concrete. Gone nowhere in site. Dropped the cap for the new air cond. port, gone nowhere in site. A few other things disappeared once they hit the floor. It must also suck in pencils, every time i put one down I lose it. I am not getting that old to lose my mind yet. |
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& why do the seats always eat french fries... 🍟
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Esquire '74 T/A 455 Y-code SD clone previously on Dawson's Creek: '74 T/A 400 '81 AMC SX/4 '69 FB 350 |
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You'll probably find your missing socks in the same place as the bolts.
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Ed 1968 GTO (Thanks Mom) 2006 Silverado 2015 Chevy Express ![]() 2024 Cadillac LYRIQ |
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Butterfingers.
Happens to the best of us.
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1964 Tempest Coupe LS3/4L70E/3.42 1964 Le Mans Convertible 421 HO/TH350/3.08 2002 WS6 Convertible LS1/4L60E/3.23 1966 VW Type 2 Single Cab Pickup 140hp 2276 1956 VW Type 2 Panel Van 36hp 1200 1957 VW Type 1 Beetle 180hp 2276 |
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I can relate.
Let me know if you find my reading glasses. And I know I've sold sockets, open-end wrenches, and screwdrivers as under-hood accessories for some of my older cars and trucks. |
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I've got a pretty good background in physics and it still baffles me how a bolt dropped 3 feet can rocket 10 feet horizontally and go under a 1000 lb object with only 1" clearance to the floor.
Someone should investigate, could be a new source of energy.
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My wallet has a black hole as well...
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72 Luxury Lemans nicely optioned ![]() Best so far 12.40 Milan Dragway 2025 I am the Thread Killer! |
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"Gravity...... check!"
Not just a good idea, its the law.
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Clutch Guys Matter _______________________________________ 53 Studebaker, 400 pontiac 72 4-4-2 Mondello's VO Twister II 1964 F-85 Home of the 700hp small-block Olds **Still wanting a 64 Bonneville or Catalina** |
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Super bright LED lights help and strong magnets and long pick-up tools. Dropping things isn't going to improve with age! I bet I spend 20% of my time on most repairs looking for crap I dropped somewhere or a tool I have misplaced. Gravity wins every time.
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Newton was a hot rodder.
George
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"...out to my ol'55, I pulled away slowly, feeling so holy, god knows i was feeling alive"....written by Tom Wait from the Eagles' Live From The Forum |
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Not car related. I replaced a microwave door handle. Dropped a screw. I saw it it so I though it couldn't have gone far. I found it later in the day. Four feet behind me and two feet around a corner. Kitchen floor is ceramic tile. It must have just been catching edges to do that. After I found it I test dropped it. I have no clue what metal it is made of but it bounced and skittered like an indian rubber ball.
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Frank M. 75 Firebird 68 Firebird 400 RAIII 66 Chevy II 461 Pontiac in AZ |
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All bets are off on a sloped driveway. I found one of my 'missing' sockets in the rain gutter in front of my neighbors house a few days after I dropped it.
And I learned early on to have a sheet of plywood when working over grass.
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Ed 1968 GTO (Thanks Mom) 2006 Silverado 2015 Chevy Express ![]() 2024 Cadillac LYRIQ |
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I have a different version of the black hole when my kids use my tools. Sometimes they do reappear if I check their toolbox.
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‘63 LeMans- ‘69 400 w/ original transaxle. 2.69 gears. ‘55 Catalina ‘62 Mercury Meteor-all original, bought new by my grandfather 71' GTO -original 400/4-speed/3.23 posi 13.95 @ 102.1 on street tires @ 4055lbs.-now my sons ride |
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No Drake, that's a version of FSF. "Family Sticky Fingers".
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![]() Gary Get in, ShuT Up, Hang On! Member of the Baltimore Built Brotherhood MY GTO built 4th Week of March 1966 "Crusin' Is Not A Crime" Keep yer stick on the ice. |
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It's under the workbench, on the back wall, 12 feet away...ALWAYS! Ask me how I know! Oh yeah, you have to pull the workbench away from the wall to reach it
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Some years ago I started using a large rubber backed carpeted mat under my work zone on vehicles.
Black hole was taking up too much of my time too often. Rolls up , and unrolls easily. Used to be a big "entry / welcoming" mat at a BigLots store. About 3' x 6' Have another one from an old Texaco gas station. They come in handy |
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Some engineer is laughing, I knew if I put this hole right here it would fill with parts or tools and nobody would be able to find them.
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64 Lemans hardtop 4spd, buckets |
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Maybe that's where all of the 10mm sockets have gone...
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Jimmy M 68 GTO |
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I always think of that one twilight zone episode, the people that create time.
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I parted out a bunch of Firebirds, A-bodies, and Grand Prixs over the years. I could fill a tool box with all of the tools I found. Especially sockets.
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