[F ROCK]

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/aos/1722125862.html

[goatless]

Originally Posted by F ROCK

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/aos/1722125862.html

Ummmmm.... I'm not gonna ask what you were searching for when you came across that ad....

[F ROCK]

it was in automotive services i think.
(unless i posted it in the wrong place lol!)

[hilljacknm]

This guy wants $100/inch.... Safe for work

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/pts/1705565418.html

[Cammer-6]

1967 Pontiac GTO v6 Headers (E.orlando)

1967 Pontiac GTO Headers for the V6 model
Great condition no leaks




Humm lets see a set of 3 tubes
must be for that rare V-6 GTO

[SRR]

Originally Posted by Cammer-6

1967 Pontiac GTO v6 Headers (E.orlando)

1967 Pontiac GTO Headers for the V6 model
Great condition no leaks




Humm lets see a set of 3 tubes
must be for that rare V-6 GTO

Now that's funny.

[ugpkgb]

Well this is the best yet.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/1730853676.html

Hope it includes a spoon.

[guccieng]

but bmw made the paint!!! i'll take 2...

[ChupaCabras]

ROFL!! heres the pics/info for the clicking impaired..I can see a couple of stoners taking care of their munchies come up with the brilliant idea to do a car "just like the box". kewl

Originally Posted by ugpkgb

Well this is the best yet.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/1730853676.html

Hope it includes a spoon.

*****Custom Monte Carlo on 24s***** - $6800 (kankakee)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2010-05-08, 12:10PM CDT
Reply to: sale-xqf2y-1730853676@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


1987 Chevy Monte Carlo LS.
Bmw red paint with custom airbrushing. Custom interior with leather headliner. Paint and interior all done last winter. 24 inch limited choppers. 350 with some edlebrock components. Headers and duals. Car still smells new. hardly ever driven. Asking 6900 obo. Will trade for 88-90 caprice LS and cash. ALL REASONABLE CASH OFFERS WILL BE CONSIDERED BUT DON'T CALL IF YOU DON'T HAVE CASH IN HAND! NO WINDOW SHOPPERS! No e-mails 815-401-3156

[Lightfoot]

I hate these jerks that put every popular model in their key words to suck in everyone.
Then he has the audacity to say he doesn't want people to waist his time.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/cto/1734516543.html

[[[NO TIRE KICKERS ]]]24s sold 78 Malibu $8500 OBO VEREY powerful drag motor 400 turbo trans built to hold 800hp 373 richmond gear on a auburn posi unit in a 8.5 national rear end nice paint leather buckets body flawless auto meter gages b&m proratchet shifter lower adjustable trailing arms elec fans elec feul pump one of the best ignitions made MSD everything flow master exhast to much to list no tire kickers will not pop hood unles money in hand due to if i dont sell i will race it agin next year cant have everybody in my coolaid.also will spin 24s like factory tires 8500 without 24s
CHEVY CAPRICE MONTE CARLO MALIBU CAMERO CUTLASS OLDS REGAL CHEVELLE NOVA DELTA DONKS DRAG 442 400 SMALL BLOCK ... BIG BLOCK CENTURY LESABRE GS 400 BUICK

Thanks for polluting my search, jackass.

[Overkillphil]

Originally Posted by ChupaCabras

*****Custom Monte Carlo on 24s***** - $6800 (kankakee)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2010-05-08, 12:10PM CDT
Reply to: sale-xqf2y-1730853676@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


1987 Chevy Monte Carlo LS.
Bmw red paint with custom airbrushing. Custom interior with leather headliner. Paint and interior all done last winter. 24 inch limited choppers. 350 with some edlebrock components. Headers and duals. Car still smells new. hardly ever driven. Asking 6900 obo. Will trade for 88-90 caprice LS and cash. ALL REASONABLE CASH OFFERS WILL BE CONSIDERED BUT DON'T CALL IF YOU DON'T HAVE CASH IN HAND! NO WINDOW SHOPPERS! No e-mails 815-401-3156

For once in my life I fear for an 88-90 Chevy Caprice, somewhere...

[David Jones]

http://bham.craigslist.org/cto/1731138055.html

I nearly fell out when I realized that I'd been misspelling "quarter" all these years.

[Nick623]

Koala Bear - $1 (Surrey)
________________________________________
Date: 2009-10-09, 2:34PM PDT
Reply to: sale-vsvwj-1414283179@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
________________________________________

Koala Bear


I have a three year old Koala Bear named GumNut, that I'm desperately trying to find a new home for. I bought him back in January figuring it would be an awesome pet that would enjoy living in my greenhouse, sadly I was wrong. I paid $3200 for him back in January and I'am not sure what the used Koala Bear market is like in a good economy or the one we have now; so I am open to offers. Please use some common sense before contacting me, don't be an idiot, I'am not interested in trading my Koala Bear for your busted up 1980's Camaro, pictures of your naked wife, or an offer to paint my garage door.

GumNut's Stats:

The Good

*He is somewhat housebroken, uses a cat box most of the time.
*For the most part he is very quite; this also falls into the bad category which we will touch on in a moment.
*He eats spiders, (not kidding) we haven't had a spider in our house since we got him.
*Hates watching Desperate Housewives, used to be my wifes favorite show until GumNut bit her for changing the channel from Jeopardy, to Desperate Housewives.
*Gets along well with one of my two dogs.
*Loves to go for car rides.



Now for the Bad:

*He eats a lot of eucalyptus, which is not as cheap as I expected.
*Apparently eucalyptus is like a drug for Koala Bears, when GumNut is coming down from his high he becomes very violent and aggressive.
*He raped and killed my wife's cat "Miss. Kitty'" (Honestly, I wanted to put this in the good section because I've been trying to find a way to get that worthless cat out of our house for two years, thanks GumNut.)
*He does not like Asian's, I have no idea where this Koala was raised but someone of Asian Decent must have really mistreated him.
*Loves Vin Diesel movies, not sure why, he just does.
*Has extremely sharp claws and teeth which he uses often.
*Loves shiny objects, steals and hides them frequently in my dog's ass.
*He is quite, and as a result has snuck in on my wife and I during intimate moments. I mind him watching; maybe it won't bother you as much.
* GumNut smells terrible and is not easy to wash. I had to hold a cloroform soaked rag over his mouth till he blacked out to get him in this tub for a bath.
*Once he is in the water he is fine, getting him into the water is a challenge, he will scratch you, he will bite you, and you will bleed.

• Location: Surrey
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[SRR]

Originally Posted by Nick623

Koala Bear - $1 (Surrey)
________________________________________
Date: 2009-10-09, 2:34PM PDT
Reply to: sale-vsvwj-1414283179@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
________________________________________

Koala Bear


I have a three year old Koala Bear named GumNut, that I'm desperately trying to find a new home for. I bought him back in January figuring it would be an awesome pet that would enjoy living in my greenhouse, sadly I was wrong. I paid $3200 for him back in January and I'am not sure what the used Koala Bear market is like in a good economy or the one we have now; so I am open to offers. Please use some common sense before contacting me, don't be an idiot, I'am not interested in trading my Koala Bear for your busted up 1980's Camaro, pictures of your naked wife, or an offer to paint my garage door.

GumNut's Stats:

The Good

*He is somewhat housebroken, uses a cat box most of the time.
*For the most part he is very quite; this also falls into the bad category which we will touch on in a moment.
*He eats spiders, (not kidding) we haven't had a spider in our house since we got him.
*Hates watching Desperate Housewives, used to be my wifes favorite show until GumNut bit her for changing the channel from Jeopardy, to Desperate Housewives.
*Gets along well with one of my two dogs.
*Loves to go for car rides.



Now for the Bad:

*He eats a lot of eucalyptus, which is not as cheap as I expected.
*Apparently eucalyptus is like a drug for Koala Bears, when GumNut is coming down from his high he becomes very violent and aggressive.
*He raped and killed my wife's cat "Miss. Kitty'" (Honestly, I wanted to put this in the good section because I've been trying to find a way to get that worthless cat out of our house for two years, thanks GumNut.)
*He does not like Asian's, I have no idea where this Koala was raised but someone of Asian Decent must have really mistreated him.
*Loves Vin Diesel movies, not sure why, he just does.
*Has extremely sharp claws and teeth which he uses often.
*Loves shiny objects, steals and hides them frequently in my dog's ass.
*He is quite, and as a result has snuck in on my wife and I during intimate moments. I mind him watching; maybe it won't bother you as much.
* GumNut smells terrible and is not easy to wash. I had to hold a cloroform soaked rag over his mouth till he blacked out to get him in this tub for a bath.
*Once he is in the water he is fine, getting him into the water is a challenge, he will scratch you, he will bite you, and you will bleed.

• Location: Surrey
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

[Nick623]

Originally Posted by SRR

I got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

I know man, I know, every time I need a good laugh, I just open up the document, I have it saved as a Microsoft Word document on my computer

[ChupaCabras]

1970 GTO Judge Ram Air III - $700 (Denver colorado)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2010-05-14, 10:41AM PDT
Reply to: sale-evehu-1740784970@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


1970 GTO Judge Ram Air III, auto trans on the console, a/c, cardinal red with deluxe red interior. THIS CAR IS A BARE RUSTY SHELL. I got it without a vin and data plate. COMES ON A FREE 1972 LEMANS SPORT ROLLING FRAME WITH VIN. Car is located in Denver Colorado.


Location: Denver colorado
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by ChupaCabras

1970 GTO Judge Ram Air III - $700 (Denver colorado)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

1970 GTO Judge Ram Air III, auto trans on the console, a/c, cardinal red with deluxe red interior. THIS CAR IS A BARE RUSTY SHELL. I got it without a vin and data plate. COMES ON A FREE 1972 LEMANS SPORT ROLLING FRAME WITH VIN. Car is located in Denver Colorado.

Hmmmmmmm, I wonder where the VIN, data plate & original frame went?

For $700, he should at least include the vin and data plate from that '72 Lemans Sport.

[Verdoro 68]

Sorry to bump this old thread, but this one was too good not to post:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/pts/1877715073.html

RARE "427 Crossfire" Engine $15,000
My poor 83 Trans Am was rear-ended about a month ago, rendering the rear tire completly useless, luckily everything under the hood is completly sound as well as for sale! The engine is a collectors ite mnow because there were only about 600 manufactured for the Trans Am that year. This engine was built for the Chevrolet Corvette, however Chevy overproduced and sold the spill-off to Pontiac. The transmission was only three months old whem i was hit and is also for sale ($2,500) i also have two of the rare Firebird logo wheel caps, ($75).

[Overkillphil]

Wow, this means my 79 Pinto wagon with the rare factory 427 side oiler option must have been worth a mint!

[Stu Norman]

Go GumNut!