cheifbob, since waited all that time to come and post that bit of your country wisdom it seems you have taken a real liking to me. You went through all that trouble and thought I would only think it to be fair if I offered you my sincere help. What I need is to know where to send a full size poster of myself to you, help you out and all since you are so concerned.
That way you can staple it to the ceiling right over your bed, so we can be close since I am on your mind so much. It will have a side benefit, if the person laying next to you ever gets tired of your smiling face all they have to do is open their eyes them BAM, my smiling face will be right there to comfort the both of you.
You can pick the pose. I can stand straight and tall with hands on hips, I call that one "The Superman". Or, one elbow on my knee with hand on my chin, I call that one "The Thinker". Best one for last. I can grow my mustache real thick and bushy, I call that one The Harry Reems" . That's for the little lady.
I just want to help a fellow PYer out, since you seem to want to help me with your thoughts.
Maybe we can do the poster as a gif, you pick the phrase. I like "Bite Me".
Or, maybe you can make me into a "fat head" and rent me out for things like birthday parties. You will be the coolest guy on the block.
Since I am renting out space in your head we need to do all we can to make sure I am close by.
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