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#1
07-08-2011, 11:11 AM
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You know you drive a TEMPEST when
I didn't want to hijack that other thread in the Lobby (You know you drive a Pontiac when... ), but I'm sure we First Gen and especially Transaxle drivers can come up with some.
You know you drive a Tempest when you stop at a diner for lunch and a Know-it-All announces to the entire diner "You better call a tow truck right now because your rear axle is broken". (happened to me coming back from Norwalk) |
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#2
07-08-2011, 11:15 AM
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I can do this one, too
(lol) YKYDATW - Your friend says "...I don't know what's wrong with your car, but I just twisted off all five wheel lugs trying to change your tire" YKYDATW - the new rally wheels you just bought won't fit. YKYDATW - People approach you and say "...gee, I've NEVER seen one of those before!" YKYDATW - You KNOW it's a Ford hood scoop. K
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'63 LeMans Convertible '63 Grand Prix '65 GTO - original, unrestored, Dad was original owner, 5000 original mile Royal Pontiac factory racer '74 Chevelle - original owner, 9.56 @ 139 mph besthttp://www.superchevy.com/features/s...hevy-chevelle/ My Pontiac Story: http://forums.maxperformanceinc.com/...d.php?t=560524 "Intro from an old Assembly Plant Guy":http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=342926 |
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#3
07-08-2011, 11:16 AM
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YKYDATW -
You know exactly how many Super Duty cars were built (...including "mule" cars). K
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'63 LeMans Convertible '63 Grand Prix '65 GTO - original, unrestored, Dad was original owner, 5000 original mile Royal Pontiac factory racer '74 Chevelle - original owner, 9.56 @ 139 mph besthttp://www.superchevy.com/features/s...hevy-chevelle/ My Pontiac Story: http://forums.maxperformanceinc.com/...d.php?t=560524 "Intro from an old Assembly Plant Guy":http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=342926 |
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#4
07-08-2011, 11:18 AM
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YKYDATW -
You can jack your car up as high as the jack will go and the rear tire will never leave the ground. K
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'63 LeMans Convertible '63 Grand Prix '65 GTO - original, unrestored, Dad was original owner, 5000 original mile Royal Pontiac factory racer '74 Chevelle - original owner, 9.56 @ 139 mph besthttp://www.superchevy.com/features/s...hevy-chevelle/ My Pontiac Story: http://forums.maxperformanceinc.com/...d.php?t=560524 "Intro from an old Assembly Plant Guy":http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=342926 |
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#5
07-08-2011, 11:20 AM
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YKYDATW -
You went nuts over a certain Ebay auction containing a rusty, nondescript looking little white car. K
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'63 LeMans Convertible '63 Grand Prix '65 GTO - original, unrestored, Dad was original owner, 5000 original mile Royal Pontiac factory racer '74 Chevelle - original owner, 9.56 @ 139 mph besthttp://www.superchevy.com/features/s...hevy-chevelle/ My Pontiac Story: http://forums.maxperformanceinc.com/...d.php?t=560524 "Intro from an old Assembly Plant Guy":http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=342926 |
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#6
07-08-2011, 11:21 AM
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YKYDATW -
You think cutting a V8 in half is a perfectly rational idea. K
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'63 LeMans Convertible '63 Grand Prix '65 GTO - original, unrestored, Dad was original owner, 5000 original mile Royal Pontiac factory racer '74 Chevelle - original owner, 9.56 @ 139 mph besthttp://www.superchevy.com/features/s...hevy-chevelle/ My Pontiac Story: http://forums.maxperformanceinc.com/...d.php?t=560524 "Intro from an old Assembly Plant Guy":http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=342926 |
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#7
07-08-2011, 11:22 AM
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YKYDATW -
You think having a drive shaft with a curve in it is a perfectly rational idea. K
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'63 LeMans Convertible '63 Grand Prix '65 GTO - original, unrestored, Dad was original owner, 5000 original mile Royal Pontiac factory racer '74 Chevelle - original owner, 9.56 @ 139 mph besthttp://www.superchevy.com/features/s...hevy-chevelle/ My Pontiac Story: http://forums.maxperformanceinc.com/...d.php?t=560524 "Intro from an old Assembly Plant Guy":http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=342926 |
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#8
07-08-2011, 11:24 AM
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YKYDATW -
You think having the engine and the transmission at opposite ends of the car is a perfectly rational idea. K
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'63 LeMans Convertible '63 Grand Prix '65 GTO - original, unrestored, Dad was original owner, 5000 original mile Royal Pontiac factory racer '74 Chevelle - original owner, 9.56 @ 139 mph besthttp://www.superchevy.com/features/s...hevy-chevelle/ My Pontiac Story: http://forums.maxperformanceinc.com/...d.php?t=560524 "Intro from an old Assembly Plant Guy":http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=342926 |
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#9
07-08-2011, 11:26 AM
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(...gotta go get some lunch before they close the cafeteria...)
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'63 LeMans Convertible '63 Grand Prix '65 GTO - original, unrestored, Dad was original owner, 5000 original mile Royal Pontiac factory racer '74 Chevelle - original owner, 9.56 @ 139 mph besthttp://www.superchevy.com/features/s...hevy-chevelle/ My Pontiac Story: http://forums.maxperformanceinc.com/...d.php?t=560524 "Intro from an old Assembly Plant Guy":http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=342926 |
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#10
07-08-2011, 11:42 AM
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...You spend an hour on the phone with a now defunct wheel provider arguing that a 63 Tempest wheel has a 4.5x5 bolt pattern.
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. 1966 GTO Hardtop - PS 14.84 @ 97mph |
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#11
07-08-2011, 11:42 AM
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... People flock to your car the second it comes out of the trailer.
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. 1966 GTO Hardtop - PS 14.84 @ 97mph |
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#12
07-08-2011, 12:00 PM
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Quote:
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Keith Collier 61-63 Pontiac Tempest Tech advisor POCI.org |
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#13
07-08-2011, 12:03 PM
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You have the only one at a car show!!
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Keith Collier 61-63 Pontiac Tempest Tech advisor POCI.org |
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#14
07-08-2011, 12:05 PM
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Hanging the torque converter off of the differential is normal.
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Keith Collier 61-63 Pontiac Tempest Tech advisor POCI.org |
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#15
07-08-2011, 12:18 PM
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At the car show people walk past the GTO's so they can look under the back of your car.
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Keith Collier 61-63 Pontiac Tempest Tech advisor POCI.org |
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07-08-2011, 12:37 PM
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'63 LeMans Convertible '63 Grand Prix '65 GTO - original, unrestored, Dad was original owner, 5000 original mile Royal Pontiac factory racer '74 Chevelle - original owner, 9.56 @ 139 mph besthttp://www.superchevy.com/features/s...hevy-chevelle/ My Pontiac Story: http://forums.maxperformanceinc.com/...d.php?t=560524 "Intro from an old Assembly Plant Guy":http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=342926 |
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#17
07-08-2011, 12:49 PM
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WHAT IS IT? Hey its a baby gto, as i smack the person in the head to correct them.
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63 Lemans ride along and drag race. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMJHMPx7KAQ Gear Jamming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw7KPRASomg At the track |
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#18
07-08-2011, 01:19 PM
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07-08-2011, 01:35 PM
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YKYDATW
The parts counter man thinks you are nuts when he can't find a listing for a Pontiac four so you tell him to give you the V-8 part. |
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#20
07-08-2011, 03:06 PM
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You have heard of Keith Collier. LOL
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