[Simple Man]

Things I don't get are things like:

NASCAR

Peoples fascination with ZOMBIES

TV reality shows

The Kardashians

Miley Cyrus

Hip Hop music

[67drake]

Text messaging

Video games

Soccer

99% of movies made these days

Black Friday shopping

[The Boss]

My ex-wife

Kids with their pants down around their ***es

Fart mufflers & that stupid loop under the rear bumper

The metal ball sack some guys hang from the trailer hitch on their trucks

Stacks

[Half-Inch Stud]

ALL OF the above,

expensive wine.
expensive economy cars.
digital keyboards for music.
concept of Government making NEW laws each year.
School tax for public schools.
Why the Earth's core is still molten hot.
Why Saturn & Jupiter's core temperature is not discussed/taught.
How the Gravity geometric center-of-balance between Earth&Moon is on/at the Earth's surface.
How plantlife can survive/flourish with such little CO2 in the air.
Why rotary engine exhaust is more than 1000F hotter than 2&4-stroke piston engine exhaust.
Why Desmodromic valve-trains have not been more prolific on our V8s.
Why JESUS has not yet separated the wheat from the weeds.

well, no need for me to go on about it huh.

[GT182]

Women! The biggest conundrum of life. LOL

[PonchoV8]

Originally Posted by Simple Man

Things I don't get are things like:

NASCAR check

Peoples fascination with ZOMBIES check

TV reality shows enh

The Kardashians check

Miley Cyrus check

Hip Hop music check

Originally Posted by 67drake

Text messaging check

Video games check

Soccer check

99% of movies made these days check

Black Friday shopping check

Originally Posted by The Boss

My ex-wife don't know her, but there must've been something

Kids with their pants down around their ***es check

Fart mufflers & that stupid loop under the rear bumper check

The metal ball sack some guys hang from the trailer hitch on their trucks check

Stacks check

Originally Posted by Half-Inch Stud

ALL OF the above,

expensive wine. don't know
expensive economy cars. check
digital keyboards for music. enh
concept of Government making NEW laws each year. check
School tax for public schools.
Why the Earth's core is still molten hot.
Why Saturn & Jupiter's core temperature is not discussed/taught.
How the Gravity geometric center-of-balance between Earth&Moon is on/at the Earth's surface. thanks.
How plantlife can survive/flourish with such little CO2 in the air.
Why rotary engine exhaust is more than 1000F hotter than 2&4-stroke piston engine exhaust.
Why Desmodromic valve-trains have not been more prolific on our V8s. eh?
Why JESUS has not yet separated the wheat from the weeds. He has already started, and I've been taking notes.

I'll just go with those guy's picks. They're good enough.

[Tunas73TA]

I haven't figured out why this happens to me every time I fly:

[Bob Dillon]

22" wheels.

10-foot-tall pickups that look like a good shove would tip them over.

BOP cars with Chevy engines.

Why ALL street rods seem to be Chevy-powered. Wouldn't a small block Ford be a good choice for a '32 roadster?

Dogs dreaming

30-round magazines. Jeez, learn to aim.

[Racer81x]

Originally Posted by The Boss

Kids with their pants down around their ***es

Fart mufflers & that stupid loop under the rear bumper

The metal ball sack some guys hang from the trailer hitch on their trucks

Stacks

Agree with all except stacks, if they are on trucks they look stupid, here is where I like stacks:

[marxjunk]

the thing is..i dont care about any of this stuff..the older i get the more i care about what i like..

not what i dont or dont understand...

[johnsma22]

Why does a drive through ATM have braille on the keys?

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, while the buns come in packages of 8?

Why do 24 hr stores have locks on the doors?

Why do people call it a hot water heater? If your water is already hot, why do you need to heat it?

[Bob Dillon]

Originally Posted by johnsma22

Why does a drive through ATM have braille on the keys?

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, while the buns come in packages of 8?

Why do 24 hr stores have locks on the doors?

Why do people call it a hot water heater? If your water is already hot, why do you need to heat it?

Thank you, Steven Wright.

[Ron Landis]

Since you brought it up...

Guns you don't shoot.
Cars you don't drive.
Hunting and killing things you can't/won't eat.
Diesel engines that knock and smoke when they are NEW.
Camouflage.
Beautiful women covered in tattoos.

I know...I'm old.

[Half-Inch Stud]

anything Bob Dillon explains. Ahhhhhh Happy Thanskgiving!

[goatman65]

People that drive in the fast lane and go slower than cars in the right lane
People that keep using the brakes going uphill.
People that stock up on bread,milk and tp every time it snows.

[Keith Vrabec]

Why people yell at ER staff....

We're trying to help you.
We Have to take care of the almost dead first, sorry.
We can say yes or no to your addictions.

And we can call the cops.

[71GP76TA]

Any and all ball sports...baseball...football....soccer..etc.... I can't stand ball sports... they bore the sh** out of me.

[PonchoV8]

...people who complain on Thanksgiving.

[Half-Inch Stud]

Originally Posted by 71GP76TA

Any and all ball sports...baseball...football....soccer..etc.... I can't stand ball sports... they bore the sh** out of me.

Bowling too?

[Alf ista]

Perfume for men! Whats that all about?