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Old 12-25-2014, 12:37 PM
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Conversation inside lime green Hellcat:

Passenger 1: "Hey Lance, you drive like an old lady. Put your foot in it."
Lance: "Duh, OK."
Hellcat: "Roar, screech."
Passenger 2: "Whoa."
Lance: "Uh oh."
Tree: "Here kitty kitty."
Hellcat: "Screech, crunch"
Passenger1: "Hellcat powned you Dude."


Dealers should explain 1 simple concept to new owners when delivering a Hellcat "This is a loaded gun with a steering wheel. Make sure you point it straight before you pull the trigger."

We all learn some things the hard way. I had a Dodge Demo 340 and with a buddy along I managed to put in the guardrail after dancing back and forth and sideways pretty good as I banged second gear going around a curve. I creased the door and rear quarter pretty good and still hand my gands on the wheel after I wound up sitting in my buddy's lap in the passenger seat. Seatbelts were for sissies back then (lesson 2 learned).

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