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03-16-2011, 08:32 PM
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I WEAR THE PANTS IN MY FAMILY!!
when she lets me |
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#22
03-16-2011, 09:08 PM
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F! U! C! Face!
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#23
03-16-2011, 09:30 PM
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My favorite, I say once a month or so. "I didn't know if you wanted me to do the dishes.....so I didn't" We still don't have a dishwasher.
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03-17-2011, 02:11 AM
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100% on how to lose an argument, drop the CBOMB!
C an't U nderstand N ormal T hinking |
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03-17-2011, 12:24 PM
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Mine used to say i drink to much.
Responce; "its because of you"... Dont let'r un-nerve ya so bad you say the "B" word...
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If you cant drive from gas pump to gas pump across the map, its not a street car. http://s207.photobucket.com/albums/b...hop/?start=100 |
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03-17-2011, 12:26 PM
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"honey you do this almost as good as my ex" should go over well
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03-17-2011, 12:51 PM
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Me: Maybe I should sell the pontiac.
Wife: Maybe I should kick your a** for even thinking that! I think she loves the car more than i do!
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03-17-2011, 01:17 PM
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Regamble wins!!!!!
At least if you were my husband, you'd get points for some good smart ass comebacks.  The seocnd one on the list... I could see Rob doing that. Actually I think he HAS done that. I said one thing and he mis-heard (which he does A LOT) and next thing I knew he was back in the garage. 
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74 GTO clone DONE 11.738 @ 114 mph See my thread in Best Pontiac Stories  http://forums.performanceyears.com/f...d.php?t=598985 Mrs. Rob B as of 9/25/2010 THE BEAR KILLER 
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03-17-2011, 01:37 PM
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03-17-2011, 01:53 PM
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Women: If you have to ask if you're fat, you probably are.
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03-17-2011, 02:00 PM
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Women, can't live with em...........hey Cliffy, pass me those beer nuts...
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The joker in the deck keeps sending me his card. Smiling friendly, he takes me in. Then breaks my back in a game I can't win. |
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03-17-2011, 02:15 PM
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Girlfriend ask's. "what are you looking for in a women?" Me "A pulse!"
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03-17-2011, 04:22 PM
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If your wife asks ''honey do I look fat'' tell her only when you are looking at me!
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03-17-2011, 05:18 PM
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We've got a lead-plated stainless cooking pot because of one of my "Battery tear-down" explorations. On the upswing; Really close to making a 8 CYL flower pot. |
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03-17-2011, 06:30 PM
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The last 2 years of my marriage...NO words were appropriate.
She complained that I wouldn't talk to her anymore....It's a long story, but our counselor told her (woman counselor) that she wouldn't of talked to her either!!!! No, this counseling session, was not why we divorced...  The Bible says, that a man is the leader of his household, not dictator, not the head asshole in charge. Just says leader, it's good reading, may not be easy to carry out in real life, but CAN work.
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1977 Black Trans Am 180 HP Auto, essentially base model T/A. I'm the original owner, purchased May 7, 1977. Shut it off Shut it off Buddy, I just shut your Prius down... 
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03-17-2011, 07:40 PM
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remember my present wife asking if the french frys tasted funny , actually they did , kind of tasted like how gear lube smells , then I asked her which fry daddy did she use , " the one out in the garage on the shelf because it had oil in it and was smaller , then I explained to her not to use any cookwear thats in the garage as I use it to work on cars/trucks /heavy equipment . whats the fry daddy used for ?? heating up bearings so I can slip them over shafts ....( you should see the looks at a jobsite when I am cooking up bearings for a dozer ) thank goodness I use vegie oil in it instead of petroleum .
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03-17-2011, 07:43 PM
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03-17-2011, 07:53 PM
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"That looks like one of your mother's outfits" always pisses her off.
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When I'm paid, I always follow my job through...you know that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al2b-...eature=related |
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03-17-2011, 08:11 PM
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Wife: I'm so fat...
Me: Yep.. I had to fire my anal thruster to break orbit. Wife: A$$hole!!
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#40
03-17-2011, 10:07 PM
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Honey,do I look fat in this dress? No-you look fat in EVERY dress! That one will really help you get back out to the shop.
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