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#41
03-17-2011, 10:23 PM
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"I think the clothes dryer made these pants tight."
"No, I think the refrigerator made those pants tight."
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#42
03-17-2011, 10:48 PM
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Take my wife.... PLEASE!
Mine asked me one day if her butt looked fat. I said "Nope, ain't nuthin there. You got noassatol. I can't figure out how you can stand up without fallin over on yer face." She got p!ssed just because I told the truth. Now when she asks a dumb question I just roll my eyes and head outside for a smoke. Why is it that the older us men get, the faster we turn into Nuns?
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#43
03-18-2011, 03:17 PM
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Me: I just spent $400 on the Lemans. Can I still go to the all pontiac swap meet in Columbus Sunday?
Her: You can go, but you can't buy anything. true, happened last night. sigh. I was really wanting to go, too. But I got ahold of Mark at MADelectrical and spent $300 there since I actaully got him on the phone. Then got something from Amazon. Russ |
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#44
03-18-2011, 03:52 PM
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Real one:
Wife: Do these pants make me look too fat? Me: Nope, just fat enough. She's since learned not to use the "too" word in her questions. Wife: You've got to cut down on your beer drinking, you're spending to much money. Husband: What about all the money you spend on make-up. Wife: That's to make me look better to you. Husband: That's what the beer is for. |
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#45
03-19-2011, 11:52 PM
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I still love you honey, I just wanna F! other women.
It did not go over well in 96 don't know why 
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#46
03-20-2011, 10:46 AM
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"I hate every bone in your body, except mine."
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#47
03-21-2011, 09:40 AM
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A Gun! What do I need to get a gun for, with you shooting your mouth off all the time.
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#48
03-21-2011, 11:10 AM
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Ex-wife, "Trimmed or shaved?"
Me , "Trimmed definitely....dont be like your sister." |
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