[MikeNoun]

Gotta love Tony Stewart's sarcastic comments about Sunday's Talladega race (which had very few yellow flags) as he responded to the media's comments that fans were disappointed there weren't more wrecks:

"Honestly, if we haven't crashed at least 50 percent of the field by the end of the race, we need to extend the race until we crash at least 50 percent of the cars," Stewart said after climbing from his car. "It's not fair to these fans to see any more wrecks than that, any more torn-up cars. I mean, we still had over half the cars running at the end, and it shouldn't be that way."

"If we could make [Talladega] a Figure 8, it would absolutely be perfect here. It would be better than what we have."

"I'm upset that we didn't crash more cars. That's what we're here for. I feel bad if I don't spend at least $150,000 in torn-up race cars going back to the shop. We've definitely got to do a better job at that."

"That's what the fans want, they want to see that excitement. I feel bad that as drivers, we couldn't do a better job of crashing enough cars for them today."

"The racing was awesome. It's fun to be able to race and have to watch the gauges at the same time. It just adds that much more. Being able to make yourself run on the apron and everything to try to get clean air, it makes it fun."

On another note, NASCAR's love affair with Danica Patrick continues, as she intentionally dumps Sam Hornish Jr. into a wall at high speed in retaliation. No fine, no points deducted, not even a trip to the NASCAR hauler, and yet she did EXACTLY what Kyle Busch did last year to Ron Hornaday during a truck race, when Kyle deliberately rammed Hornaday into a wall.

Watch this video clip, and tell me (honestly) if Danica didn't deserve to be reprimanded....

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nascar...Yv6fPG.D_ov7YF